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[sometime after this network post, Eridan has a public service announcement to make.]
its come to my attention that theres a prissy miss fakenoble spreadin awwful rumors about me
thought id mention shes bein fuckin ridiculous about the wwhole matter and shes puttin out a wwildly exaggerated vversion of evvents
that bein said its painfully obvvious had i wwanted to reciprocate her ovvert aggressivve advvances i couldvve wwiped the fuckin floor wwith her
same goes for anyone else here harborin silly notions a startin somethin wwith me
itd be fuckin outright impossible cleanin up all the rivvers a freakish red human blood thatd be runnin through the streets
frankly it wwouldnt evven be wworth holdin back the nausea to spill it in the first place
just somethin for the soilsuckin shitbloods out there to keep in mind
anywway speakin a murder im still in the market for a wweapon
lowwered my standards noww my only condition is that you arent a fuckin ball of string or somethin similarly wworthless really any halfwway decent armament wwill do
its come to my attention that theres a prissy miss fakenoble spreadin awwful rumors about me
thought id mention shes bein fuckin ridiculous about the wwhole matter and shes puttin out a wwildly exaggerated vversion of evvents
that bein said its painfully obvvious had i wwanted to reciprocate her ovvert aggressivve advvances i couldvve wwiped the fuckin floor wwith her
same goes for anyone else here harborin silly notions a startin somethin wwith me
itd be fuckin outright impossible cleanin up all the rivvers a freakish red human blood thatd be runnin through the streets
frankly it wwouldnt evven be wworth holdin back the nausea to spill it in the first place
just somethin for the soilsuckin shitbloods out there to keep in mind
anywway speakin a murder im still in the market for a wweapon
lowwered my standards noww my only condition is that you arent a fuckin ball of string or somethin similarly wworthless really any halfwway decent armament wwill do