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[vvanquishing]

[sometime after this network post, Eridan has a public service announcement to make.]

its come to my attention that theres a prissy miss fakenoble spreadin awwful rumors about me
thought id mention shes bein fuckin ridiculous about the wwhole matter and shes puttin out a wwildly exaggerated vversion of evvents
that bein said its painfully obvvious had

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[Voice] because Nura says sprock your Text!

[foreseen_future]

Whoever you are.

Whatever your motives.

I have the sudden urge to hit you.

[voice - private]

[foreseen_future]

I've got a way to break this, Shizuo. I can tell what kind of person this nasshat is.

They break. Easy.

[knightofhashrap]

dude shut the fuck up
nobody cares about your bullshit problems
jegus your giving me a headache with this
this is why i hate trolls so gogdamn much

text

[vvanquishing]

oh god i wwas hopin you wwouldnt showw your face around here
paradin your horrifyin blood color around like that its fuckin shameful
just piss off i got bigger fish to fry here

text

[knightofhashrap]

dude i was hoping you would just not be here
like i dont even know who you are or any of that bullshit but i can already tell you are a horrible troll
like that shit about blood color
hey guess what all humans have red blood asshole ahahahaha
god for being the creators of our universe youre a bunch of idiots

[vvanquishing]

wwell NOWW i knoww you all havve nauseatin blood you stupid sack of shit
but that doesnt mean you havve to go displayin your awwful deficiency around evvery time i havve to suffer to read your wwords
its all i can do to not immediately empty my stomach contents right noww seriously howw does your terrible species evven cope

not here well kind of not here but it is still kind of

[magicthreads]

[There's not really any context to this. Just an incoherent scream of rage, and the sky, oh look, there's the sun.

And then some darkness.

Uh. Someone broke her communicator.]

[vvanquishing]

wwhat
ok

[weirdos.]

voice

[vallation]

[FACEPALM because ottoman recognizes this attitude. IT IS AN ATTITUDE HE'S SPORTED ONCE, IN HIS CHILDHOOD and then quickly grew out of it. he thinks.]

Yer in no position to make threats when yer status has been completely lowered to the point where yer beggin' for a Weapon, kid. Practically scrapin' the barrel by makin' a call, here.

woice

[vvanquishing]

Who the fuck said I was beggin', it was just a little sidenote. I mean sure, it's takin' a stupid amount of time for me to find someone but I realise I was just shootin' too high where there's no one who can reach.

[vallation]

With the rate yer goin' I'm willin' to bet that yer gonna be forever alone until ya figure out how to twist yer spine in a manner that is completely to the favour of the humans yer associatin' with, an' not the other way around. Yer missin' the point of resonatin', an' yer missin' the point of bein' here kidnapped by the BREW.

[vvanquishing]

Well of course you're fuckin' goin' to say that, you're one of the hideous humans you're tryin' to get me to bow down to here. [he raises his woice, er, voice.] So far I can see, the only point a bein' snatched away to this shitty planet is avoidin' a barely shittier fate back where I'm from.

video;

[epicenities]

Can't even show your face or learn how to spell? Yeah, you must be real tough!

wideo to match

[vvanquishing]

[is that a challenge or somethin']

The fuck does that have to do with anythin'? I'm tryin' to bring to light here a gross misunderstandin' here and all you can focus on is the way I fuckin' type?

video;

[epicenities]

[YOU BET. 8(]

Maybe if you could type right, I'd care enough to listen. Right now, you just look like a big asshole.

[vvanquishing]

And right now you just look like a braindead fuck who's missin' the point, girlie.