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[vvanquishing]

[sometime after this network post, Eridan has a public service announcement to make.]

its come to my attention that theres a prissy miss fakenoble spreadin awwful rumors about me
thought id mention shes bein fuckin ridiculous about the wwhole matter and shes puttin out a wwildly exaggerated vversion of evvents
that bein said its painfully obvvious had

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[vallation]

[FACEPALM because ottoman recognizes this attitude. IT IS AN ATTITUDE HE'S SPORTED ONCE, IN HIS CHILDHOOD and then quickly grew out of it. he thinks.]

Yer in no position to make threats when yer status has been completely lowered to the point where yer beggin' for a Weapon, kid. Practically scrapin' the barrel by makin' a call, here.

woice

[vvanquishing]

Who the fuck said I was beggin', it was just a little sidenote. I mean sure, it's takin' a stupid amount of time for me to find someone but I realise I was just shootin' too high where there's no one who can reach.

[vallation]

With the rate yer goin' I'm willin' to bet that yer gonna be forever alone until ya figure out how to twist yer spine in a manner that is completely to the favour of the humans yer associatin' with, an' not the other way around. Yer missin' the point of resonatin', an' yer missin' the point of bein' here kidnapped by the BREW.

[vvanquishing]

Well of course you're fuckin' goin' to say that, you're one of the hideous humans you're tryin' to get me to bow down to here. [he raises his woice, er, voice.] So far I can see, the only point a bein' snatched away to this shitty planet is avoidin' a barely shittier fate back where I'm from.

[vallation]

[SNARLS.]

Two things, an' listen well.

I am not human, ya brat. I'm willin' to bet I'm way older than ya, an' most of the rest of this country's children. Empires don't run in the same time as ya all do; yer makin' yerself look more of an idiot than ya already are. Ya don't raise yer voice on me, either. Who the hell gave ya right to do that? What are ya, an infant? Though wit' the way yer actin', that's not too far off, isn't it.

Second. Ya don't know yer fate here. You've never been here. This place has been good to ya so far in that yer still alive. Yer best bet is to cooperate even if ya have to snap yer spine in threes to do it; otherwise, someone else will be willin' to do that for ya. This ain't yer land, an' we're not yer people. In short: ya follow its laws. One of which happens to be not to hit children. An' don't come up with shit that ya didn't know the laws an' it don't matter to ya, because it does. If ya really can slaughter humans at the drop of a hat, she won't be alive, an' ya won't be beggin' for a weapon.

[vvanquishing]

[stopped listening at "I am not human," sry]

Hang up, what do you mean you're an empire? The hell is that supposed to mean, a person can't be a fuckin' collective a states.