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[video] gotphones July 25 2010, 23:47:19 UTC
... they say that this makes you stronger. [He lifts up the jar for Badou to see. Yeah, he hasn't tried it either.]

Are you going to make us watch as you eat it?

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[video] smokeeasy July 26 2010, 06:26:49 UTC
And they say tiger penis makes you more potent. I'm not rushing out to eat that either.

I haven't decided what I'm gonna do, man. But if that was my gig I'd have set it up real nice with a checkered table cloth and my napkin tucked into my shirt before I turned on the feed.

[An indicating jerk of his chin.] You holding off too, huh.

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[video] gotphones July 26 2010, 12:59:20 UTC
... just. Gross. Very applicable, but gross.

[Here he makes a face. Thanks so much for the visual, really needed that.]

Moral issues.

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[video] smokeeasy July 27 2010, 12:23:44 UTC
[A wry half-smile.] Was starting to think I was the only one.

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[Video] ih8spiders July 26 2010, 01:34:49 UTC
[He's a bit bored and is listlessly checking through the network after going back to China's flat and holing up in the spare room.]

... What about them?

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[Video] smokeeasy July 26 2010, 06:30:24 UTC
Whaddya mean "what about them"? Look at 'em, man.

They're...souls.

...And they look kinda slimy.

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[Video] ih8spiders July 26 2010, 06:31:43 UTC
It's easier if you think of them like they're giant flavorless gummy bears.

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[Video] smokeeasy July 26 2010, 06:38:47 UTC
[Dryly, and clearly not in earnest.] Yeah, bon appétit.

You already ate yours, huh?

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cursedwithagift July 26 2010, 02:35:53 UTC
Burn them.

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smokeeasy July 26 2010, 06:31:43 UTC
[Well that's an idea he hadn't heard before, at least.]

Burn them?

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cursedwithagift July 26 2010, 16:02:14 UTC
Burn them. They're too...[hand motions] to just be thrown out. You need to burn them.

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smokeeasy July 30 2010, 20:26:22 UTC
[He's quiet for a moment, really considering this. The suggestion is a seed that could easily take root.]

I guess that is what people sometimes do with their dead anyway, huh. Cremation and all that.

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voice; blindingrevenge July 26 2010, 02:58:42 UTC
What are you waiting for?

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[Video] smokeeasy July 26 2010, 06:41:54 UTC
[He shrugs and then scratches his jaw.]

There some rush I should know about?

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voice; blindingrevenge July 26 2010, 11:44:41 UTC
Are you scared to eat them or something?

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[Video] smokeeasy July 26 2010, 12:21:58 UTC
[Doesn't get a rise out of him. He just laughs a little.]

Sure, of indigestion that'll last me till the next fresh food shipment gets in.

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leavejapanalone July 26 2010, 04:17:50 UTC
E-Ew, that's just gross.

But aren't you going to eat it?

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smokeeasy July 26 2010, 06:51:08 UTC
See, I keep hearing people say that. I mean, what's up with that?

Is it kinda like when you taste something really rancid and the first thing you do is turn to your buddy sitting next to you and say "Wow, taste this. It's disgusting," and they do and they agree with you, and then you both gotta go find some other poor schmo to have a taste too? "We both just tasted this and nearly vomited on our shoes, we think you should have some."

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leavejapanalone July 27 2010, 18:40:33 UTC
Because it does look gross!

...Sure I guess? But what's the point in that? You would just be giving someone a stomachache.

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smokeeasy July 30 2010, 20:17:30 UTC
Maybe it's a misery loves company thing. Hell if I know. And I'll admit, it's not like I've been shy about eating disgusting looking things in the past. Hell, I've eaten some disgusting tasting things--pays to be adventurous, and all that.

But this just feels different. Feels kinda wrong, you know?

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