And they say tiger penis makes you more potent. I'm not rushing out to eat that either.
I haven't decided what I'm gonna do, man. But if that was my gig I'd have set it up real nice with a checkered table cloth and my napkin tucked into my shirt before I turned on the feed.
[An indicating jerk of his chin.] You holding off too, huh.
See, I keep hearing people say that. I mean, what's up with that?
Is it kinda like when you taste something really rancid and the first thing you do is turn to your buddy sitting next to you and say "Wow, taste this. It's disgusting," and they do and they agree with you, and then you both gotta go find some other poor schmo to have a taste too? "We both just tasted this and nearly vomited on our shoes, we think you should have some."
Maybe it's a misery loves company thing. Hell if I know. And I'll admit, it's not like I've been shy about eating disgusting looking things in the past. Hell, I've eaten some disgusting tasting things--pays to be adventurous, and all that.
But this just feels different. Feels kinda wrong, you know?
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Are you going to make us watch as you eat it?
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I haven't decided what I'm gonna do, man. But if that was my gig I'd have set it up real nice with a checkered table cloth and my napkin tucked into my shirt before I turned on the feed.
[An indicating jerk of his chin.] You holding off too, huh.
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[Here he makes a face. Thanks so much for the visual, really needed that.]
Moral issues.
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... What about them?
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They're...souls.
...And they look kinda slimy.
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You already ate yours, huh?
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Burn them?
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I guess that is what people sometimes do with their dead anyway, huh. Cremation and all that.
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There some rush I should know about?
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Sure, of indigestion that'll last me till the next fresh food shipment gets in.
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But aren't you going to eat it?
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Is it kinda like when you taste something really rancid and the first thing you do is turn to your buddy sitting next to you and say "Wow, taste this. It's disgusting," and they do and they agree with you, and then you both gotta go find some other poor schmo to have a taste too? "We both just tasted this and nearly vomited on our shoes, we think you should have some."
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...Sure I guess? But what's the point in that? You would just be giving someone a stomachache.
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But this just feels different. Feels kinda wrong, you know?
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