January 1st Morning. VIDEO

[fortressmommy]

[Helga sets up the communicator to video and gives an enthusiastic wave.]

Good morning everyone. Helga here sending out a happy new year to everyone.

[The enthusiasm dies a little and she sags forward.]

Now let's hope I can get through the next year without being killed or eaten by giant rats.

Comments

[gunsmokeangel]

Happy New Year!

Hey now, don't let things like that get you down! I heard Blair took care of all the giant rats, so at least they're not gonna be a problem!

[fortressmommy]

[Helga is thrilled to hear this. She isn't scared of much but rats, especially giant ones, are right at the top of the list.]

I don't know who Blair is but I could...[not hug that would be weird, kisses are creepy when one of the kissers is nine, what could she do?] high five him for that trick.

[gunsmokeangel]

I bet she'd really like the kudos! She's one tough kitty to take on rats like that!

[fortressmommy]

She's a cat? [Helga isn't sure how she feels about cats but any creature that can take on a giant rat can't be bad.] I...I definitely approve of Blair!

video: 1/2

[kerorogunsou]

Happy New Year, Helga-dono!

video: 2/2

[kerorogunsou]

Wait. Giant rats?! Where?!

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[fortressmommy]

Vash said that they were taken care of. But...who knows all it takes is one of the rats to survive and be pregnant and we'll have giant rats in the sewers all over again!

[WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!]

[kerorogunsou]

Th-That would be....[And then...IDEA!]...perfect, de arimasu! Do you know where I can get one of those, de arimasu?

video;

[laulaalinnut]

Happy New Year to you too, Helga.

Though, why would you fear that? Did rats do something to you? [This is really puzzling. Rodents are friends not enemies >:]

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[fortressmommy]

I HATE rats! It's a phobia.

video;

[laulaalinnut]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. [It's a pity, though. >:]

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[fortressmommy]

Aren't you scared of anything?

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

Killed or eaten by rats? Did that happen last year?

Re: [Audio]

[fortressmommy]

Um...no. But it might happen this year!

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

It just seems like a highly random thing to fear without a reason. Are you afraid of rats, anyway?

Re: [Audio]

[fortressmommy]

Maybe I have a reason! Maybe I was once swarmed by rats and they covered every inch of my body threatening to devour my soul!

[Video]

[ombrasolare]

At least you'd know the rats had excellent taste. [Teasing...?] Happy new year to you.

Re: [Video]

[fortressmommy]

...Gyah!

[Video]

[ombrasolare]

It's been some time since I garnered that reaction.