January 1st Morning. VIDEO

[fortressmommy]

[Helga sets up the communicator to video and gives an enthusiastic wave.]

Good morning everyone. Helga here sending out a happy new year to everyone.

[The enthusiasm dies a little and she sags forward.]

Now let's hope I can get through the next year without being killed or eaten by giant rats.

Comments

video: 1/2

[kerorogunsou]

Happy New Year, Helga-dono!

video: 2/2

[kerorogunsou]

Wait. Giant rats?! Where?!

Re: video: 2/2

[fortressmommy]

Vash said that they were taken care of. But...who knows all it takes is one of the rats to survive and be pregnant and we'll have giant rats in the sewers all over again!

[WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!]

[kerorogunsou]

Th-That would be....[And then...IDEA!]...perfect, de arimasu! Do you know where I can get one of those, de arimasu?

[fortressmommy]

Um NO!

[Crazy frog alien]

Crazy frog alien!

[kerorogunsou]

Kero...then I guess that means I'll have to trap my own in the sewers, de arimasu!

And I'm not crazy, de arimasu! I have a plan!

[fortressmommy]

[She knows your name Helga is just being an ass]

I'm not sure I want to know your plan. On second thoughts somebody has to go tell Eve and I'm not sure "Keroro is doing something kookoo crazy" will be enough to convince her...

[Pause.]

On second thoughts I'm sure it will be.

Either way Kero spill the beans!

[kerorogunsou]

What are you going to tell Eve-dono, Helga-dono? That I'm doing a civic service for Death City by going into the sewers to catch big rats so they can't eat anyone, de arimasu? How does that sound like an evil plan, de arimasu?

[He's not going to let you get in the way of his plan, Helga. Not when it's awesome and may involve Leo being eaten.]

[fortressmommy]

[Helga isn't fooled for a minute Kero, not one minute.]

The big rats are gone Kero, so you don't need to do the city a civic service.

[kerorogunsou]

[It's okay if you're not fooled, Keroro just needs to make sure you can't legitimately stop him.]

But didn't you say you weren't sure if they were all gone, de arimasu? There could be one. A big one with giant teeth lurking juuuust right underneath the streets of Death City waiting and watching for the perfect instance...and then...

BANG! CRASH! DESTROY!

It'll burst through the streets and eat everyone, de arimasu!

[fortressmommy]

WE'RE ALL GONNA...[Wait a minute...] Vash said they were all gone so yeah I...I gotta believe he's telling the truth, even if he is a spiky haired idiot he...he wouldn't lie to me would he?

[Screw you Keroro Helga is now worried about the rats again. Sighing Helga pulls a locket out of her dress and rubs her thumb over it.]

If he were here he'd know what to do.

[kerorogunsou]

I'm not saying he would lie, de arimasu. I'm just saying you can never be one hundred percent sure he knows they're all gone, de arimasu. I mean, kero...he didn't even bring a GPS or anything, de arimasu. And it was just him in the sewers so for all we know there could have been small colonies in places he didn't even think to check, de arimasu~

[But if Helga's worrying about rats, she isn't worrying about Keroro's plan so, SUCCESS!]

Who?

(sorry this is late, LJ didn't think to notify me.)

[fortressmommy]

What?

[Helga didn't mention anybody, you must be imagining things.]

That's okay, I'm sorry for my lateness, I was on hiatus. ;w;

[kerorogunsou]

You were talking about someone, de arimasu. While touching that locket, de arimasu.

[Keroro: perceptive only when it's extremely inconvenient for someone else.]