[The Keronian is sitting at his home-made computer, typing away at a potential program---unable to order the things he needs thanks to a certain wonderland's lack of internet.]

Hnn... Grandpa needs to hurry up and fix this, da ze~ Or I'm going to put super glue in his yukata again...~ Ku ku ku~!

'Aliens', huh? They weren't like any race I've seen before, da ze.

He was fat and stupid, not to mention his voice was nasally and disgusting to listen to. Just like the Sergeant when he goes on about those Gundam Models of his.

Ku Ku Ku

P.S.

Coraline, did you get hurt at all da ze~? You probably liked it like you did that war, didn't you?@Д

Kuuu~ku ku ku ku! [Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's MAJOR Kururu! Despite his froggy form he is wearing the full French uniform. Yes, it's Pekoponian wear, but you know what? He looks surprisingly good in it.]

To our new recruits, welcome. I'm sure you'll have...a blast here, da ze~!

[To those who chose to make their character a ranked officer (therefore ( Read more... )

[Kururu is seen sitting at his lab desk, staring at the only letter that remained past the end of that event. He looked over the words slowly before folding the letter carefully and throwing it into the garbage can beside him.]

Tch. Wasted words from that woman, da ze... Nobody would want anything good from her. The other letters were more

A lot of bothersome people have been coming into this place lately. Saburo.

There have been a lot leaving lately too...

On a unrelated note, one of the worst days in the world is approaching, da ze...

An event is accompanying it though, so maybe it'll be ignored.

@Д@

[On the screen appears Kururu, a small tail visible on what was usually a him's bum. He's staring back at it with a look of disdain...from a much whiter face.] Tch... Why did it have to grow in?

I was beginning to think it wouldn't, da ze...

[BUT THIS IS LIKE CHANGING EVERYTHING THE CANON HAS STATED ABOUT KERONIAN CHILDREN OH WELL.]

Hmmn... That was a strange 'event'. Did anyone die? Ku kuu...

Also...has anyone seen Littlefoot in awhile? He hasn't come to be my ride up the stairs in awhile.

( [Private: Vincent Nightray] )

[So, an Unlucky Animal is on the screen. Good times there, right? Go ahead.

Kick him. HE DARES YOU.

Or don't kick him. See what happens.]

[ooc: Kururu's avatar is a super-hacked Unlucky animal because come on he's a computer MASTER. So if you kick him, you get poisoned. If you don't kick him? Yeah. You still get poisoned. Just because he's a ( Read more... )

KUUUUUUUU~~ KU KUU~~~~

[That's right people of Wonderland. The communicator comes to life with a certain space frog laughing rather creepily. In his yellow hands is a rather toyish looking ray gun, but oh how it is NOT as simple as that.It's finished now and working flawlessly. Ku kuu... This is my 'Let's Turn Everyone Into A Pekoponian' Gun ( Read more... )

Presents, eh? I didn't expect any but I still...

[He held up a small origami frog between his yellow fingers. It is only the slightest shade difference in color from his own skin. There are little swirled glasses where the eyes should be.]

Hn... Was this a joke?