WHO AM I~? I AM LAMBO~~

Jan 25, 2008 08:20

HELLO FRIENDS and eternal rivals

Rose here. And...I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME...

LAMBOOOOO~, a 5th-year Gryffindor.

...Lambo is loud. He is hyperactive. He is stupid. He is very tiny, and he has a tail, and a set of horns. Just like Yusuke, he'll get up all into your grill even if you don't want him to. And if you don't want him to, he'll complain and yell at you to stop ignoring him. And then you'll have to kick his tiny idiot-cow ass. And when you do, he will cry, and he will probably try to bomb jinx your ass. He will then more-than-likely fail, the jinx will backfire, and he will cry even more, and transform himself into an older version of himself.

He likes sweets and grapes, and soft cream. He's actually fifteen, but he tends to walk around in his baby!form. He likes to hide random crap in his massive afro.

To get a better feel, think about a younger Naruto. A much younger Naruto. With an even higher-pitched voice.

Hell, if he wasn't as cute as a ball of kittens and if it weren't for the hawt of his adult!form, you'd probably want to put him to sleep. A ball of kittens...?

Please to be friending Lambo~ bovinehitman. Much lulz shall be had. <3
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