Auuuueueghh....

[[OOC: PH34R THE OVERSIZED MONSTER AFRO OF DOOM. Lambo now sports an afro of epic levels of OVER 9000. I SHIT YOU NOT. It's about 20 feet high. At LEAST.

Caused by a bomb exploding in his hair. Courtesy of Itachi. Feel free to witness said ginormous afro of magnificent ginormousness. Or have it block your way. Hell, you ( Read more... )

THANK YOU FOR ALL OF LAMBO-SAN'S CHOCOLATES!!

[[Occ: Holy Ass. So many chocolates. <3<3<3 Lambo loves you all.]]

GYAHAHAHHA!! GUESS WHAT?! GUESS WHAT?!

THE DAY OF HEARTS AND CANDIES (?) IS ALMOST HERE SO GUESS WHAT IS MEANS?!

THAT MEANS IT IS ALMOST TIME TO GET LAMBO-SAN LOTSA CAKE AND CHOCOLATE AND CANDY.

=D

[[OOC: Feel free to punch him. >_>]]

*climbs upon the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall---*

ATTENTION PLEASE!

Lambo-san was inspired by everyone singing last week and because Lambo-san likes to sing he decided he wanted to sing too!! And so...

LAMBO-SAN, WHO IS FROM ITALY, AND WHO LIKES CANDY AND GRAPES, IS GOING TO SING EVERYONE A SONG!

I call this song, 'Lambo-san No Yabou ( Read more... )

*sings*

Who am I~ My name is Lambo~
Who are you~ My name is Lambo~

Who am I~ My name is Lambo~
Who are you~ My name is Lambo~...

[munches on a chocolate frog, suddenly, the staircase changes, he falls over, with tears in his eyes, he declares]

AHAHAHHAHA!! I, MR. LAMBO, THE 5-YEAR OLD HITMAN OF THE BOVINO FAMILY...HAVE FALLEN ( Read more... )