May Day!

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone and anyone!
TONE: Spring-y and spirited
RATING: PG
WHEN: May Day!
WHERE: Hogwarts Grounds
WHAT: The grounds are covered in flowers to celebrate May Day! Each girl (and Jules) has woken up to a wreath on their bedpost and a Maypole has been erected for people to weave ribbons around, go tangle your friends up! Play games outside, dance

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KITTENS

[redwhiteandhero]

[Guess who has a box of kittens! Well, more like a box and kittens. They've been spelled to keep within a certain area, but they certainly didn't waste any time getting out to explore their first taste of nature. Under the watchful eye of their mama, of course.

Who doesn't want to play with kittens? 8D]

((ooc: Two kittens are reserved ICly, and two more are semi-reserved, but there's still one up for grabs to whoever claims it first!))

OH MY GOD *YES*. Can I have the last kitten??

[magicalmiracles]

[GUESS WHO WANTS TO ALL UP AND GET HIS MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESS IN WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES.]

Awww, yes, brother! What all the motherfuck have we here? These motherfucking babies be all kinds'a motherfuckin' miracles just by bein' right the motherfuck here, awwww yesss.

[He sits right smack dab in the middle of them, and one bounds over and jumps right onto him.]

Merlin's motherfuckers, my brother, this is the motherfuckin' best.

Oh god... Maybe XD

[redwhiteandhero]

... The hell is wrong with you?

He just had to all up and get into this motherfuckin miracle'a life, friend. XDDDD

[magicalmiracles]

Ain't nothin' wrong with a motherfucker what appreciates the sweet motherfuckin' miracles'a life, my friend. Awww yeah, these little babies be all sorts of motherfuckin' salve on a broken motherfucker's heart if ever I be seein' one.

[he snuggles the kittens piling onto him.]

Like a motherfuckin' potion of miracles, right all the motherfuck in teensy little kitties.

[redwhiteandhero]

[He's just gonna... start trying to put the kittens back in the box now...]

Dude, you're freaking me out. Are you on drugs or something?

[magicalmiracles]

Nah, brother. Just high on the miracles of motherfuckin' life.

[he holds up one of the kittens and looks deep, deep into its eyes...

and then he starts to tear up, his voice a raspy whisper.]

Aw, hell, friend. This little motherfucker is all up and givin' me a look from his heart.

[then he clutches it to him and looks his teary eyes up at Alfred.]

Can a motherfucker all up and be carin' for one'a these little motherfuckin' miracles??

[redwhiteandhero]

What're you gonna do with her if I give her to you? Eat her?

[magicalmiracles]

[SCANDAL. He gasps and clings to the kitten.]

Nah, brother, ain't nothin' like that ever gonna happen! I'll be keepin' this little motherfucker real motherfuckin' close, like, and keep motherfuckin' tendin' to all its little motherfuckin' wishes. I be all up and puttin' the wicked motherfuckin' love noise on this little motherfuckin' friend.

[redwhiteandhero]

Ask again like a normal person and maybe I'll think about it.

[magicalmiracles]

...

[does.. not.. compute..

he looks down at his furry friend and back up at Alfed, and then down again and up again.]

..can I all up and be gettin' my wicked motherfuckin' care on for this motherfucker? ...please?

[that's how normal people talk, right?]

[redwhiteandhero]

[... No. No it isn't.]

[magicalmiracles]

[wait wait he can try again.]

.... Please, can I all up and be havin' this little motherfucker?

[yeah. yeah. that feels right.]

[redwhiteandhero]

Stop calling her a motherfucker!

[magicalmiracles]

[CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY, MAKARA.]

... Can... I all up and... be havin' this little... kitty?

1/2

[redwhiteandhero]

[Considering...|]

[redwhiteandhero]

What house are you in?