WHO: Everyone and anyone!
TONE: Spring-y and spirited
RATING: PG
WHEN: May Day!
WHERE: Hogwarts Grounds
WHAT: The grounds are covered in flowers to celebrate May Day! Each girl (and Jules) has woken up to a wreath on their bedpost and a Maypole has been erected for people to weave ribbons around, go tangle your friends up! Play games outside, dance
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Who doesn't want to play with kittens? 8D]
((ooc: Two kittens are reserved ICly, and two more are semi-reserved, but there's still one up for grabs to whoever claims it first!))
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Awww, yes, brother! What all the motherfuck have we here? These motherfucking babies be all kinds'a motherfuckin' miracles just by bein' right the motherfuck here, awwww yesss.
[He sits right smack dab in the middle of them, and one bounds over and jumps right onto him.]
Merlin's motherfuckers, my brother, this is the motherfuckin' best.
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[he snuggles the kittens piling onto him.]
Like a motherfuckin' potion of miracles, right all the motherfuck in teensy little kitties.
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Dude, you're freaking me out. Are you on drugs or something?
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[he holds up one of the kittens and looks deep, deep into its eyes...
and then he starts to tear up, his voice a raspy whisper.]
Aw, hell, friend. This little motherfucker is all up and givin' me a look from his heart.
[then he clutches it to him and looks his teary eyes up at Alfred.]
Can a motherfucker all up and be carin' for one'a these little motherfuckin' miracles??
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Nah, brother, ain't nothin' like that ever gonna happen! I'll be keepin' this little motherfucker real motherfuckin' close, like, and keep motherfuckin' tendin' to all its little motherfuckin' wishes. I be all up and puttin' the wicked motherfuckin' love noise on this little motherfuckin' friend.
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[does.. not.. compute..
he looks down at his furry friend and back up at Alfed, and then down again and up again.]
..can I all up and be gettin' my wicked motherfuckin' care on for this motherfucker? ...please?
[that's how normal people talk, right?]
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.... Please, can I all up and be havin' this little motherfucker?
[yeah. yeah. that feels right.]
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... Can... I all up and... be havin' this little... kitty?
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