I am probably going to be late to school because of this, but
iolsai is highly deserving of whatever her little heart desires, and she, uh, mentioned Amita-getting-eaten-by-a-bear. *cough*
Disclaimer: I ♥ Amita and Terry. A LOT. That said,
"Charlie?" Amita simpered, tripping along behind him. "Are you sure this is the right way? I mean, you've been wrong before."
Charlie paid no attention, busy poring over the map his brother was holding. If their arms were touching, it was only because the map was small. Really.
She changed tactics. "Don might be right, he's always so clever..."
"Get a clue, Amita," Terry grumbled from beside her. "These guys will never care about you. Come on," she added, raising her voice and glaring at Don's back. "Let's go find my HUSBAND."
Don wrapped an arm around Charlie's shoulder, pulling him in close to whisper in his ear. They both laughed.
Amita looked confused. "Um," she said. "Alright?"
The women turned to go. They'd only gotten a few yards when a giant bear appeared on the path and ATE THEM.
***
Charlie cocked his head. "Did you hear something?" he asked.
Don looked around. "No... Probably nothing. Hey, look over there, that's the way we want."
They followed the path to a very, very secluded cabin. (And then they had sex.)
THE END.