Comments | sophia_is_satan: Bang, bang, my baby shot me dead.

sophia_is_satan

Bang, bang, my baby shot me dead.

Dec 30, 2005 01:45

It’s funny, I know that you’re taking a look at my journal and seeing that I’ve posted three times in one day. But I know that I wont do this everyday, cause I only get into a ‘the whole world needs to know what I’m thinking’ moods … next to never ( Read more... )

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Satan lillith_is_god January 7 2006, 07:34:20 UTC

Dear Satan

Satan What the hell happened ...your a pussy now ...You've gotten so lovely dovey over the past 2 centurys . You turned in to a little bitch...whats with that ...remember the time i had to thorw you the fuck out of heaven cause you were too bad ass for me ...and i rubbed a cookie on your face... now your all like i love her blah blah blah i need her blah blah...emo bullshit ......get your act together or i'll bust a cap and slap the crap out of you ....

Sincerly yours,
God

Re: Satan sophia_is_satan January 7 2006, 07:45:49 UTC

Scuse me? You're just jealous cause you can't pull that stick out of your ass.

Get over it, I can't be with you ... OK ... NO, you kicked me out of heaven because I stopped submitting and giving your oral.

Re: Satan lillith_is_god January 7 2006, 08:56:10 UTC

Hey Satan Leave my broom stick alone you know its how i fly.
I didn't wantt you with me duhhh....And th excat detaisl of you getting kicked out don't matter bitch its all in the past...so auhh are you gonna get that restraining order taken away yet...sorry about your car again

God

Re: Satan sophia_is_satan January 7 2006, 09:35:09 UTC

Hey, that restraining order was only in effect for liek 50 years ... I think it died, like your penis ... Anyway, I like rubbing your broomstick -looks around- You should be sorry abou tmy car ... But, I'm sorry about your mom ...

<33333 Satan

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fuckers my_lil_princess January 15 2006, 23:32:48 UTC

Damn it God! I told you not to talk about my six arms you know how damn sensitive I am about that! And if Loki shows up I'm gonna throw shit at him. Fucking men. -growls- And i'm not stripping! I told you...my body is sacred and only you can see the divinity of it. -nod-

Re: fuckers lillith_is_god January 16 2006, 06:40:40 UTC

shut up 6 armed freak pshh i saw you at the local strip club shaking you ass i don't want to hear that divinity crap and no throwing stuff at loki freak ,i can't control if he lights you on dfire again or tips a cow or something

Re: fuckers my_lil_princess January 16 2006, 06:47:48 UTC

That wasn't me...that was one of those damn cross dressers, they all want to be me. You know you do to...or want me...I always tell people that God is a horney bastard but they never believe me. I still haven't told Satan about our little...thing. But I might so she kills you.

Re: fuckers lillith_is_god January 16 2006, 06:55:36 UTC

Shh ...mmm your 6 arms oh god- og meeee...lol they don't call it the pearly gates for nothing XD and it was so you cause i remember you giving me a lapb dance afterwoods and falling on me

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