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Bang, bang, my baby shot me dead.

Dec 30, 2005 01:45

It’s funny, I know that you’re taking a look at my journal and seeing that I’ve posted three times in one day. But I know that I wont do this everyday, cause I only get into a ‘the whole world needs to know what I’m thinking’ moods … next to never ( Read more... )

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Satan lillith_is_god January 7 2006, 07:34:20 UTC

Dear Satan

Satan What the hell happened ...your a pussy now ...You've gotten so lovely dovey over the past 2 centurys . You turned in to a little bitch...whats with that ...remember the time i had to thorw you the fuck out of heaven cause you were too bad ass for me ...and i rubbed a cookie on your face... now your all like i love her blah blah blah i need her blah blah...emo bullshit ......get your act together or i'll bust a cap and slap the crap out of you ....

Sincerly yours,
God

Re: Satan sophia_is_satan January 7 2006, 07:45:49 UTC

Scuse me? You're just jealous cause you can't pull that stick out of your ass.

Get over it, I can't be with you ... OK ... NO, you kicked me out of heaven because I stopped submitting and giving your oral.

Re: Satan lillith_is_god January 7 2006, 08:56:10 UTC

Hey Satan Leave my broom stick alone you know its how i fly.
I didn't wantt you with me duhhh....And th excat detaisl of you getting kicked out don't matter bitch its all in the past...so auhh are you gonna get that restraining order taken away yet...sorry about your car again

God

Re: Satan sophia_is_satan January 7 2006, 09:35:09 UTC

Hey, that restraining order was only in effect for liek 50 years ... I think it died, like your penis ... Anyway, I like rubbing your broomstick -looks around- You should be sorry abou tmy car ... But, I'm sorry about your mom ...

<33333 Satan

Re: Satan lillith_is_god January 7 2006, 21:52:21 UTC

yellow

Dudeeeee....her hair like always stands up now and it never turned back from that weird purple color....What the hell...and you gotta stop being a pussy....those demons came to me and complained about your bitch ass

Re: Satan sophia_is_satan January 13 2006, 22:29:43 UTC

I told her she should have showered like really quickly ... But that bitch never listens.

As for the demons ... How the fuck did they get up there? I have to get wanded five times just for our weekly poker games ...

Re: Satan lillith_is_god January 13 2006, 22:34:39 UTC

MMM but i love when i wanded you it makes me feel so powerful its like mwahahahaahahaha ...p.s don't pee on my frank planet again

Re: Satan sophia_is_satan January 13 2006, 22:37:23 UTC

I was drunk ... and .. I'm sick of you cheating at poker ... Don't tell me your not ... I know Bud tells you all the cards I have .. Cause she's a cheating bastard too ... And no ... WE ARE NOT INVITING LOKI ... But I ket Kali wouldn't mind coming and stripping !

Re: Satan lillith_is_god January 13 2006, 22:46:26 UTC

pish if kali is comming again loki bunny is so showing up ..lol eww keep your naked girlfrien with 6 arms to your self and stfuabout cheating you cheated me out of having babies XD plus you ate the last peice of cake lol

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