save the drama for your mama

Mar 16, 2005 19:45

OMFG! I caught jenxteen giving a handjob to dragoneletra at the party last night.

When I told ajguertz about it, she looked up from the pile of coke she was cutting on one of ericexit's CD cases, glaring at me like *I* was the bad guy!!!1!!

Then ruxxell comes in on all fours with the duct tape and peacock feathers (you know how he does!!!) and janietrain is riding him like a bronco dressed in a ( Read more... )

spoof, humor

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dragoneletra March 17 2005, 01:06:52 UTC
damn, and I STILL haven't gotten laid for how long now ?
lol

Jc

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soopageek March 18 2005, 08:44:24 UTC
I'm with you there, brother. Nearly three years for me.

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dragoneletra March 18 2005, 10:35:29 UTC
Dang...I will stop complaining now. Though, I should say, mostly my..predicament has been by design, rather than ill fated horrible luck ? lol
Maybe once the relationship I have with my car is over (finished) i'll be able to turn my mind to other things.

Jc

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lossfound March 17 2005, 01:27:25 UTC
a smart man would make this entry go away if he knows what's good for 'im. who you think you dealin' wit? i fuckin' know people, man.

you have a hell of an imagination, as it has just been evidenced that i am the least convincing mob-connected person of all time.

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soopageek March 18 2005, 08:45:27 UTC
Really? See I figured with your proximity to Chicago all of those years you probably had connections. ;-)

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lowercasedee March 17 2005, 02:08:17 UTC
Dark...and noisy?

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soopageek March 18 2005, 08:45:56 UTC
Sure. Dark so i don't have to look at the lazy eye and noisy so I don't have to hear the hairlip. ;-)

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lowercasedee March 17 2005, 02:14:07 UTC
And dude...a HAIRLIP?

That's it, you're SOOOOOOO out of pickysluts. *heh*

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lacyunderall March 17 2005, 02:53:50 UTC
you don't know i've got a lazy eye! unless amy told you about it. i hate amy!

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