OMFG! I caught
jenxteen giving a handjob to
dragoneletra at the party last night.
When I told
ajguertz about it, she looked up from the pile of coke she was cutting on one of
ericexit's CD cases, glaring at me like *I* was the bad guy!!!1!!
Then
ruxxell comes in on all fours with the duct tape and peacock feathers (you know how he does!!!) and
janietrain is riding him like a bronco dressed in a leather gimp suit and cowboy hat she borrowed from
spleazeball. That dum bitch didn't even have the decency to wash it after frolicking in an all night golden shower party with
huskerdude1 and
stormodacentury and it was RANK. OMG... it was rank!
Work has been boring. This afternoon
queenkatieett called me and said she knocked over a liquor store to cover some gambling debts which was why she couldn't make it to the party. Cuz she was in jail and stuff. I was like STFU!!!!!! And she was like, For real. And I'm like no way! And she's like totally way!!!
!!!
Apparently she promised
lossfound he could turn. her. out. for a few months of high-end tricks if he'd use his mob connections to make the whole thing "go away". He called
hockeyfag and
yourtourniquet who called in a couple of markers with some cops downtown and sprung the little hussy this morning. I know you all remember what happened to
atthestarz when she agreed to work the Shriner's convention for that slime ball. I think doctors are STILL scraping her uterus!!!11!!
I'm meeting
lacyunderall and
lowercasedee tonight after work for dinner. We may have to go some place dark and noisy. Between the former's lazy eye and the latter's hairlip I doubt I'll make it through the appetizers before bolting for the door. Maybe we can go to Rosie's on the east-end. We might get free drinks if
mandy_moon is working tonight!111!!!! For those of you living under a rock, DUH! She had to get the job after her mom kicked her out when
pricciar knocked her up last year after the junior prom!
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