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'Scuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen...

I'd just like to inform you that the new Tool album is out today and if you haven't bought it yet, you'd better do it sharpish.  Not only is it a spaztastic album but it comes with a 3D booklet with 3D goggles and is the perfect instrument to distract you from 3000 word essays on genes and Behavioural Disorders in ( Read more... )

Hey guys,

My phone got stolen last week and I have a new phone with the same number but I've got none of your numbers so if you could text me them that would be just peachy.

xx

Okay so people probably knew this anyway because I'm slow and also because it's the name of an album but

Racecar is racecar backwards.

holy shit.

I dropped my iPod and now the screen is cracked and I'm truly pissed off to the max.  I've dropped it a million times but I guess it'd just got fed up with me and decided enough was enough.

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I can't stop singing 'Jolene' whenever I see/eat Soreen. Tasha started it and now it's like... stuck in my brain forever.

I had a cinnamon flavour burner thingy in my room and the smell was so intensely sickly I had to leave the house for an hour to get away from it.  No-one is up yet and I am truly the most bored ever. SO bored in fact that I ( Read more... )

Okay so I was reading this article on this new dialect they're all talking about on the streeeeeets and it's meant to be like, the first mult-ethnic dialect in Britain because it mixes Cockney with Jamaican creole and Bengali blah blah blah and they were saying that 'London rap stars such as Lady Sovereign and Dizzee Rascal' are sole contributors ( Read more... )

I have to wait around for two hours for a meeting with my tutor so instead of studying or even perhaps downloading lecture notes I will waste my time on the internet and update livejournal for the first time in forever. I feel really bad because I think that people around me are doing proper work and I am not. I really hope that noone can see my ( Read more... )

Cathoo's nan:  "So what do you do at university?"

Me:   Linguistics

Cathoo's nan:   So, which ones are you studying?

Me:   Well, actually, its more about the psychology of language, rather than actual languages.

Cathoo's nan:   That sounds really interesting, like what goes on in the mind..

Me: Erm... yeah, kind of.

Cathoo's nan:   ...like ( Read more... )

wassooooonnnn?

those who are likely to see me in the next week/month/year please be prepared for loads of cornish slang in my already fucked up accent+speech. ANSUM.

i have become Henry Higgins of the 21st century, and therefore am obsessed with cornish talk and anything cornish... I had my very first cornish pasty and a cornish cream tea and ( Read more... )

i think someone has something written about me on their arm in permanent marker but i can't remember who ( Read more... )