[Sirius apparates to James' flat around dinner time, pizza and firewhiskey in hand when he shows up in the middle of the entryway.] Prongs! You'd better not have a cock shoved up your ass right now!
Maybe you finally learned the art of silencing spells. [Sirius grins and sets the items on the table] Since we all know you were useless at them back at Hogwarts.
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