friends tell each other everything

[sonofthestars]

[Sirius apparates to James' flat around dinner time, pizza and firewhiskey in hand when he shows up in the middle of the entryway.] Prongs! You'd better not have a cock shoved up your ass right now!

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[prongs_jamesp]

[James is fresh out of the shower, pulling a t-shirt over his jeans, laughing] there wouldn't have been complete silence if I did

[sonofthestars]

Maybe you finally learned the art of silencing spells. [Sirius grins and sets the items on the table] Since we all know you were useless at them back at Hogwarts.

[prongs_jamesp]

Because you kept interfering with them

[sonofthestars]

[Sirius snickers] Right, because I wanted to hear you tugging one off every night.

[prongs_jamesp]

Just so you could hide your own loud noises

[sonofthestars]

I'm very good at silencing charms, Prongs.

[prongs_jamesp]

but that doesn't stop prying eyes [James smirks and pours a glass each]

[sonofthestars]

[Sirius grins and takes a swig straight from the bottle] So you were looking!

[prongs_jamesp]

Hah I caught one peep when pete looked, why do you think I had to get stronger glasses?! I nearly went blind

[sonofthestars]

[Sirius shudders at the thought of Pete watching him] You liked what you saw!

[prongs_jamesp]

Blind I tell you Padfoot so I saw nothing!

[sonofthestars]

[Sirius tries not to gag] Wait, you saw Pete getting off watching me get off? EW.

[prongs_jamesp]

As if, I hexed up

[sonofthestars]

Good man, [Sirius twitches and flops onto the couch with a slice of pizza] but lets never talk about that again. It's not a sexy story anymore.

[prongs_jamesp]

It wasn't much of one to begin with [James say sprawling with him]

[sonofthestars]

You think watching me pull one off isn't sexy? That hurts Prongs.