Father Pimp

[sonofonion]

Disclaimer: The lyrical content of this song is in no way an accurate depiction of reality. However, Father has been to all but one of the places mentioned herein. The one exception is Perth - he's never been thurr, but I couldn't resist the rhyme.

Comments

[redroses_16]

That is amazing Chard. Kind of sketchy but, yeah definitly awesome.

[sonofonion]

It would probably bear mentioning that I didn't come up with the idea that Father is an international pimp. We have our dear and dubious friend dan to thank for the theory that for every county Father visits, there is another little Richard Murphy.

[anonymous]

Show this to father.

[redroses_16]

Would anonymous be George?

[sonofonion]

It would not - my guess is SRD. I don't think I'll go through with the suggestion, in any case.

[mbelcher]

meh, too many references to random places and random worthless accomplishments not enough references to sex, and sexual acts.

[redroses_16]

That's what actually gives it a little class.

[aaron_the_emo]

hmm, i guess my acquaintance with the 'random places' and 'random worthless accomplishments' makes it more amusing. it also makes it more like something fatherrrrr would sing!

the real reason belcher doesn't like: his anti-geography prejudice.

[aaron_the_emo]

with the atlases
he's michael belcher's nemesis
you know who he is
'cuz he's pimpin all over the worrrld

[aaron_the_emo]

as expected, i love this.