Comments | somes_auditus: 070 + ...by falling in love with him. I complicated our lives, now I'm losing my only friend...

somes_auditus

070 + ...by falling in love with him. I complicated our lives, now I'm losing my only friend...

Apr 07, 2008 18:29

notice: will also accept tea, response: sayuri, far iz sneaky cook too, response: ash, vendetta against sparkles, notice: who do i screw for a coffee?, suzaku ilubb rly, sad sasori is sad, far iz dangerous cook, response: albedo, upset sasori is upset, response: miwako, far ilubb rly, vendetta against colors, suzaku, response: bou, sasori hates change, response: zack, response: farfarello, response: claire, response: konan, response: treize, vendetta against you!, vendetta against happiness, farfarello

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regenerable April 7 2008, 22:40:46 UTC

I'd do it just to make you stab me in the pancreas, just for the amusement of it all.

... and what's Irish Gold?

somes_auditus April 7 2008, 22:42:07 UTC

I won't hold back.

It's a kind of strong liquor that he makes at home. Good, strong stuff. I've tasted it.

regenerable April 7 2008, 23:10:21 UTC

Go for it. It sounds like you need a stress reducer. I'll offer my body as a pin cushion.

Or you know, I could just give you some hugs.

somes_auditus April 7 2008, 23:34:23 UTC

No thanks. It was that kind of stuff that landed me here in the first place.

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tinminiskirt April 7 2008, 23:07:59 UTC

Why so angry, good sir? The world is a beautiful place~~~~!

somes_auditus April 7 2008, 23:35:02 UTC

Right. I don't know who you are, or what you snorted, but I'm going to have to stab you.

ash = smartass tinminiskirt April 7 2008, 23:44:46 UTC

I love you, too!

No, really.

somes_auditus April 7 2008, 23:45:49 UTC

Die in fire, bitch. Die in fire.

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sayuri fights back now! small_lilychan April 7 2008, 23:24:20 UTC

I don't have to listen to you. You don't know where I am so, I'm not afraid of you. I have many friends who look out for me and I can also defend myself too!

somes_auditus April 7 2008, 23:37:15 UTC

You, you're what, twelve? Kid, when I was your age, you know what I was doing? Leading elite black ops missions in the middle of a war. Were you to look anywhere in my world's records, you would surely see my name in the list of two top ten groups: Most Dangerous S-Classed criminals, and Greatest Prodigies of our time. If you don't believe me, I have the reports. When I was twenty four, I took down an entire country, single-handedly, in one night.

Do not piss me off.

small_lilychan April 7 2008, 23:38:55 UTC

You know if happy things tend to make you angry, you might as well just ignore it and not pay attention to it!

Again, I don't need to listen to you, not my fault you get angry so easily!

somes_auditus April 7 2008, 23:39:49 UTC

You may note, runt, that I didn't say you couldn't use sparkles. Just put them under a cut where I can't see them.

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haha not going to press his luck bou_san April 8 2008, 03:28:27 UTC

Duely noted.

he's the one Sasori pegged as most likely to harass XD somes_auditus April 8 2008, 03:32:21 UTC

You.

Mark and remember. FOREVER!

XD Bou's cheerful, but not THAT cheerful. bou_san April 8 2008, 03:44:13 UTC

But I don't use sparkly font!

or suicidal? somes_auditus April 8 2008, 03:47:47 UTC

FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, YOU HAPPY-GO-LUCKY IDJIT!

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edgedsanity April 8 2008, 18:40:51 UTC

Shush you. It was a joke.

somes_auditus April 8 2008, 18:43:31 UTC

What, it's true. First rats, now pot. What's next, shrooms?

edgedsanity April 8 2008, 18:46:00 UTC

There's a Princess of mushrooms running around. I could slice her up for the pot.

somes_auditus April 8 2008, 18:47:16 UTC

There's a wha...?

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