059 + Can you forgive me again? I don't know what I said, but I didn't mean to hurt you...

[somes_auditus]

Comments

[teufel_schu]

So, now you're a really short woman?

[somes_auditus]

Four-foot-five, actually.

[teufel_schu]

I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you.

[somes_auditus]

How odd. I'm not laughing.

[fatal_voodoo]

...

You actually told them? Gee, I thought you were more mature than that, Sasori.

[somes_auditus]

I never go back on my word.

[regenerable]

1 & 6 - My hands are just fine. Not weak. My fingers are short, but I can still play Heart & Soul on the piano just fine.

2- I'm glad mine are small.

3 - I can eat bad things 24/7 and still not gain weight. It's called having a good metabolism.

4 - Take some vitamins

5- Easy. You just do it. If you can't, then you need a breast reduction.

7 - It's okay to be short!

[somes_auditus]

1 & 6 - And you adapted to larger paws just fine, did you?

2 - Mine aren't huge; just big compared to my normal chest size of around 20 inches.

3 - I've always been able to do that; it used to drive my female classmates crazy.

4 - Blegh.

5 - Well, I've been trying, but they get in the way.

7 - .....

[rinnegan_eyes]

So, finally you found something useful to do with your time, by tattling on the other members of the Akatsuki?

[somes_auditus]

There's no "other"; and this is the thanks I get for trying to do a good deed?

[rinnegan_eyes]

I apologize, would you like a treat for your good efforts, Sasori?

[somes_auditus]

Yes, I would.

[somes_auditus]

That pushes them up.

[somes_auditus]

I do that already~