058 + Throw me your matchs, 'cause I like to burn stuff... Give me your lighter to keep me amused!

[somes_auditus]

See, now I know why so many girls are sex-obsessed: it's fun.

Like, you know, I wasn't a virgin before, but I'd never had sex as a female. That was interesting, to say the least.

I'm sore.Anyway, here's a few other things I've noticed in the past few days

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[im_not_a_rookie]

Actually, I don't mind underwires.

And it's a totally different sensation to ... function... with one of these things. Even simple functions like urinating and the like.

[somes_auditus]

I do. They leave marks under my boobs.

Well, if need be, you can sit down while you urinate. People in wheelchairs do.

[im_not_a_rookie]

Oh! It sounds like you have the wrong size! Maybe you need a bigger one?

That's a good idea!

[somes_auditus]

Maybe... I measured myself, and it's 36 inches.... but there's a lot of 36s in the bra aisle... 36A, 36B, 36D...

Indeed, it is.

[happi_hime]

But sports bras aren't cute, Sasori!!! It's so much nicer to wear cute underclothes~! ♥

Are you having fun~? ♥ Miwako is! ♥

[somes_auditus]

They're practical, though.

I am, this time around. They did this once before and I didn't like it because I was on my "cycle", but I'm not this time, and it's fun.

[whosthatwho]

...'morally irresponsible'?

Tell me, sir- what's so wrong about having a big family?

[somes_auditus]

For one thing, love and attention is hard to give to so many children. Not only that, but it's cruel to the kids, because you cannot convince me that they all have their own rooms. Making them share, with so many people, and even having so many people in one house is in direct violation of several health code and building ordinances.

[whosthatwho]

I give my children plenty of attention, sir. I give each and every single one time to see me at breakfast. Plus- have you tried to carry ninety-seven glasses of water all at once? You can't say I'm not devoted.

And secondly- the girls' room is about the size of... five gym halls? Maybe six? Not sure- and they all have bunk-beds which leaves plenty of space for them.

[somes_auditus]

It's still irresponsible. I, myself, am an only child. Why? Because my parents adored me enough to not want to have any other child.

[dark_hierophant]

1. I wholly agree with that idea, there is something crazed about that.

2. There shouldn't be reason to lose one's head. I have no issues with the breasts. It's my wings bothering me.

3. I've never worn heels. I like my boots, though the pair I had already broken in don't fit me right now.

4. What's an underwire?

[somes_auditus]

1. Anyone with sense or a conscious would. As you're neither, it's obviously a very well-known fact.

2. These kids frighten me with their naivety.

3. I recently got a few pairs of boots that I love; I tried on some heels at the store and nearly broke my leg.

4. It's something in a bra to give a little extra lift.

[dark_hierophant]

1. No sense or conscience? Is that what you're accusing me of? Quaint.

2. It's a penis, women, not a viperlisk. It won't bite.

3. I showed up here in my travel boots, but I had a set of riding boots I would hear into combat often with my field plate.

4. I see. And what is a bra?

[somes_auditus]

1. Perhaps.

2. I think it's the moving-around part that freaks them out. I advised tighter-fitting pants.

3. I showed up in sandals. I wore them everywhere. Now I have... a lot of shoes.

4. ....Oh dear. Umm... it's an undergarment women wear to keep their breasts manageable.

[regenerable]

So you've gotten to have sex as both genders, and I haven't even had it once yet.

Life isn't fair.

... and why're you going around in heels? There are more comfortable shoes out there.

[somes_auditus]

I'm comforted by that statement.

I was just trying them on in the shop. I nearly broke my ankle, trying to walk in them.

[regenerable]

Why're you comforted?

... you don't want me to ever find anyone either, do you? You, Adam, and Grimmjow are awful.

Yeah. It's an art, learning to walk in heels. I can do cheerleading stuff in them now, after a lot of practice.

[somes_auditus]

No, I'd just rather you wait a few more years.

In my world, I went through life in open-toed sandals with boot grips on the bottom. All these new shoes are just the shock and awe factor for me.