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somes_auditus

003 + Is there a heaven or hell and will I come back? Who can tell?

Aug 21, 2007 11:08

Well... it almost seemed as if intelligence struck this desolate rock... But then a greater stupidity arrived! Or perhaps it has been here for several weeks, manifesting like a bad wound no one has bothered to treat. In this case, a rusty knife and a rubber band would work just fine ( Read more... )

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itachi_girl August 21 2007, 16:02:21 UTC

You're sick. Incredibly sick.

somes_auditus August 21 2007, 16:06:25 UTC

No, I've always been a reasonably healthy young boy...

itachi_girl August 21 2007, 16:10:46 UTC

Physically, perhaps, but I meant in the head.

somes_auditus August 21 2007, 16:12:22 UTC

Oh, no, my head is very healthy. Thank you for your concern.

Wait. Which are we talking about? *smile*

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crepusculine August 21 2007, 16:34:09 UTC

...No.

somes_auditus August 21 2007, 16:37:36 UTC

"No" what?

crepusculine August 21 2007, 16:42:05 UTC

To everything you wrote, just - just... NO.

somes_auditus August 21 2007, 16:45:07 UTC

Oh my. What on earth could I have said to inspire this little tantrum?

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sadisticstorm August 21 2007, 16:42:53 UTC

Mmn. Just an observation, but this might be one baby you'll not want to bother with, precious.

somes_auditus August 21 2007, 16:45:37 UTC

Why not? Think it'll be ugly? Most likely, with what it's got for a father.

sadisticstorm August 21 2007, 16:46:40 UTC

More like the problems its mother has. Vile little witch. I wouldn't want to see any child that comes out of her.

Technically, she's not even capable of reproducing. It must be something else the 'Gods' have had their hands in.

somes_auditus August 21 2007, 16:49:14 UTC

How disgusting. However, I rather miss handling baby skin. Have you any idea how easy it is to peel their skin off? As long as you sever their vocal cords first, of course. Otherwise they raise the most unholy fuss.

Well, I'll try and make sure it doesn't happen again? Just for you, princess.

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brightestheart August 21 2007, 16:51:17 UTC

Go anywhere near that kid and you'll wish someone had killed you as a baby.

somes_auditus August 21 2007, 16:54:04 UTC

What're you going to do? Throw muffins at me?

brightestheart August 21 2007, 16:56:48 UTC

Hope you don't find out.

somes_auditus August 21 2007, 16:58:39 UTC

Alas, I think I will. I'm already preparing a draining board for it. Do you think it will be fat, like a cherub, or scrawny, like a gnome?

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fluffygenius August 21 2007, 19:48:42 UTC

.......

somes_auditus August 21 2007, 19:55:00 UTC

Now, what was the point of a post like that? If you have something you would like to tell me, go on.

fluffygenius August 21 2007, 19:56:59 UTC

It seems you have no interest in your apparent redemption then? Curious, most people seem eager to get out of this place.

somes_auditus August 21 2007, 20:02:50 UTC

I'm aiming for hell. Heaven doesn't like me. And I can misbehave in this place.

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