003 + Is there a heaven or hell and will I come back? Who can tell?

Aug 21, 2007 11:08

Well... it almost seemed as if intelligence struck this desolate rock... But then a greater stupidity arrived! Or perhaps it has been here for several weeks, manifesting like a bad wound no one has bothered to treat. In this case, a rusty knife and a rubber band would work just fine.

Oh! And of course, there are those former Akatsuki members. If they are the definition, I am ashamed to have called myself one, and I hope you all do not judge all of us by two very odd examples. I suppose death has gone to their heads; they think they rule the whole damn Purgatorium, or something.

Anyway, in regards to my first paragraph... I understand there will soon be a baby on the loose? Can anyone confirm this properly? I like to rip the nice velvety skin off of babies and make it into hats. They go for an unreasonably large sum on the market, I'll have you know. At one point, I even covered a journal with the skin of a lovely little baby. It's face was on the front cover.

So! Babies, yes?

I recall at one point - with Orochimaru's rather unwilling assistance - I cut a baby right out of it's mama's womb. It was like cutting a water balloon. Ahh, good times... good times...

Couldn't sell it's skin, though... It was all midgety and deformed because I took it out early. Probably wouldn't have been if I hadn't given her that poison... Ah well. Can't have everything.

Oh but it gets me pumped just thinking about it!

P.S. Oh Deidara's here. In a lovely dress.

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