Someone one one! [Video/Action for New Bark!]

[someone_one_one]

[Good morning, Johto. This morning, you are treated to what appears to be a girl of elementary school age wearing a waitress uniform take things out of her bag. She has a smile on her face, as she's taking this whole Johto thing rather well. She may or may not think this is a dream. Hello, background music.]--making sure we have everything, Soma

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[video]

[manlymanly]

... yeah, you sure ain't small in some areas.

[video]

[someone_one_one]

T-that's right! I'm not small! Not at--

[video]

[someone_one_one]

W-wait, what's that supposed to mean?!

[video]

[manlymanly]

Oi oi, come on now... You gotta be well aware of this kinda thing.

[video]

[allmyraeg]

Escape ropes let you escape from caves. Or at least thats what the handbook said.

[video]

[someone_one_one]

How does that work, though? Do I follow the rope out?

[video] throws lj

[allmyraeg]

I guess. I've never used one before, so I don't know.

[video] /shoots it while it's in mid-air

[someone_one_one]

It's not very long, though...I hope I won't have to use it!

[Video]

[tigersninja]

[Oh little kids.]

It's calling everyone in Johto.

[Video]

[someone_one_one]

[But sob she's seventeen. It's tough being Popura.]

Everyone...everyone can see this? How long has it been filming?

[Video]

[tigersninja]

[Hah. Seventeen still qualifies as a kid to Sasuke.]

For a few minutes now.

[Video]

[someone_one_one]

J-just forget everything you saw! I'm not an elementary school student! It's just a mean joke!

[Not that Sasuke would know what that is.]

[Video]

[king_of_flames]

[Not an elementary school student? Roy finds that hard to believe.

But he also notices that she looks like she's about to cry, so he keeps quiet.]

These devices seem to be shoddily made. They can turn on at the slightest provocation sometimes.

[The expression on Roy's face is one that conveys friendliness. Might as well help since he caught this broadcast.]

[Video]

[someone_one_one]

It does? That sounds like it could be a real problem...

[She picks it up and starts to move it back and forth. It looks sturdy, at least.]

I guess it doesn't matter, since I won't be needing it for long, right?

[Video]

[king_of_flames]

That would depend entirely on your definition of "long" in that context.

[Video]

[someone_one_one]

Um...let's see, my dreams usually don't last this long, so probably not much longer. I'll probably wake up for school soon.

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[usedkunai]

[Someone may be a bit skeptical.]

I wouldn't take it too personally... this place is kind of good for screwing with you like that.

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[someone_one_one]

It does? So it wasn't Katanashi-kun...I thought maybe he was around somewhere, but that would make this dream kind of silly.

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[usedkunai]

I've... never met anyone with that name around here. [For more reasons than one, clearly. Because even if he was here, Yosuke would have no idea she meant Takanashi anyway.] But that doesn't mean your friend's not here...

Oh, and just so you know? Definitely not a dream, either.

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[someone_one_one]

I think my friends would have called my by now if they knew that I was here.

[There's a bit of a pause as she shifts a little.]

I kind of had that feeling myself. I'm usually taller in my dreams.