Someone one one! [Video/Action for New Bark!]

[someone_one_one]

[Good morning, Johto. This morning, you are treated to what appears to be a girl of elementary school age wearing a waitress uniform take things out of her bag. She has a smile on her face, as she's taking this whole Johto thing rather well. She may or may not think this is a dream. Hello, background music.]--making sure we have everything, Soma

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[Video]

[tigersninja]

[Oh little kids.]

It's calling everyone in Johto.

[Video]

[someone_one_one]

[But sob she's seventeen. It's tough being Popura.]

Everyone...everyone can see this? How long has it been filming?

[Video]

[tigersninja]

[Hah. Seventeen still qualifies as a kid to Sasuke.]

For a few minutes now.

[Video]

[someone_one_one]

J-just forget everything you saw! I'm not an elementary school student! It's just a mean joke!

[Not that Sasuke would know what that is.]

[Video]

[tigersninja]

[Nope, he sure doesn't.]

...Elementary school? What kind of school is that?

[Video]

[someone_one_one]

It's school for people who are younger than ten! Definitely not me!

[Video]

[tigersninja]

Are you sure about that? You look around ten years old to me.

[Video]

[someone_one_one]

No, I'm seventeen! I'm in high school, which is for much older students!

[Video]

[tigersninja]

Heh! Whatever you say, little lady.

[It's pretty obvious that Sasuke doesn't believe her.]

So, has anyone given you the rundown about this place yet?

[Video]

[someone_one_one]

No, n-no! See? I'm a waitress! [She gestures to her lovely outfit.] I have a part-time job!

[Sorry, Sasuke, these matters are a little bit more important than Johto for the moment. She'll answer in a sec!]

[Video]

[tigersninja]

[Oh boy, another term he's not familiar with.]

And what does a waitress do?