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[somekindofsin]

Vampires, everywhere!

I don't like it here.  If she doesn't eat me and he forgets I'm about, I'm sure something else will pick me off in due time.

I almost miss Transylvania. 

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[whofelltoearth]

I'm sure you'll be alright, but if you feel a little safer, I'll pray for your health and long life?

[somekindofsin]

If you knew them, you might not be so certain.

I'd appreciate that, Father. Thank you.

[whofelltoearth]

I believe firmly that God would protect you. He may not keep you from getting a little roughed up, though.

You're welcome, at any rate

[somekindofsin]

That's... a very good point, yes. It's not terribly comforting, however.

[glock30]

They are pretty common. You'll have to get used to it.

[somekindofsin]

I won't have to get used to them if they eat me, will I?

[glock30]

You might have to get used to being digested.

Most of them aren't even that bad, you know.

[somekindofsin]

I'd rather not. I've vowed to try everything once, but I might have to back out on that, in this instance.

No, you're right. They ought to wear identification markers so I know which ones to run away from.

[tinyvampiregod]

Hullo, Mister.

[somekindofsin]

...

You're one of the ones that won't kill me, aren't you? Please?

[tinyvampiregod]

Uhm. One of what ones?

[somekindofsin]

Vampire? You are a vampire, aren't you? If you're not, of course, that's fine, and I'm sorry for the mistake--not that I mind if you are, of course...!

[finetuner]

THERE ARE VAMPIRES HERE?!

[somekindofsin]

Yes, everywhere, it seems. You're not in trouble, are you?

[finetuner]

No...I just had no idea.... I mean, what if I've talked to some and I didn't know?!

[somekindofsin]

You may have, although several of them seem quite decent. So long as no one's started nibbling on your neck, I suppose you're alright.

[theotokos]

I'm feeling honestly conflicted...

[somekindofsin]

Why--?

Ah. Well, this only applies to the friar-eating sorts of vampires, you realize. I don't mind the rest.

[theotokos]

Too long of an explanation and you'll be keeping fifty feet away from me if I told you.

She's just trying to goad Van Helsing, I hope the both of you realize.

[somekindofsin]

I may very well be keeping a good distance from everyone regardless. There's nothing like a healthy case of paranoia.

Yes, well... she's doing a brilliant job of it.