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somehowunbroken

C4 (1/1)

Jul 25, 2010 19:29

Title: C4
Author: somehowunbroken
Fandom: SGA
Characters: Evan, Dusty
Word count: 800
Rating/warnings: PG/minor language, awkward placement of explosives
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate: Atlantis.
Summary: 'That incident' mentioned in Hypothetical.

( C4 )

evan lorne, rating: pg, dusty mehra, stargate

Comments 30

diek09 July 25 2010, 23:59:51 UTC

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read!!!! :D

somehowunbroken July 26 2010, 00:18:58 UTC

Hehe, thanks :)

theeverdream July 26 2010, 00:07:49 UTC

“You keep C4 strapped to your ass?”... “You keep C4 strapped to your ass,” Dusty repeated as she ran a little behind, keeping Major Lorne covered as he struggled to run and button up his pants at the same time. “You are clearly insane.”
Heheheee!!

And I must say, it's probably better than keeping C-4 *in* his ass... I mean, the actual C-4, sure (Wikipedia even says "A major advantage of C4 is that it can easily be molded into any desired shape. C4 can be pressed into gaps, cracks and voids in buildings, bridges, equipment or machinery." and I'm just *sure* they also meant to put in a bit about Evan's unmentionables) but I don't think the detonator would really, um, fit all that nicely. *laughs* I said I'd been thinking too much about this....

somehowunbroken July 26 2010, 00:21:22 UTC

*blinks* Apparently you have been thinking about it.

And yeah, the detonator would not have played nicely if he actually kept it *in* his ass. :)

diek09 July 26 2010, 00:22:57 UTC

I was told by a friend who is in the Military that property of the C4, and well, I agree with you in the other part :D

clwilson2006 July 26 2010, 00:11:03 UTC

Oh! my new favourite thing! C4 down the back of your pants! it's usually a gun! makes me really want to write a C4/Gun in pants "accident" I bet I could fit that to one of my bingo prompts!

somehowunbroken July 26 2010, 00:21:52 UTC

Glad to be your inspiration :)

emeraldsnakes July 26 2010, 00:20:20 UTC

!! Epic. The way you write Lorne it's so easy to believe he's actually this crazy in cannon
thanks for going into detail on this "incident" haha

somehowunbroken July 26 2010, 00:22:20 UTC

Glad you liked it!

calcitrix July 26 2010, 00:44:20 UTC

I think my favorite part was how Zelenka thought it was hilarious. It was!

somehowunbroken July 26 2010, 01:16:03 UTC

Zelenka: pointing out the hilariously obvious since 1967.