oo1; holy crap on a cracker

[asideofsnark]

Who: Penny and ALL OF YOU GUYS.
Where: Some... deserted street in Espoir. IDK.
Style: I'm starting in first person because I'm lazy as hell, but hey, man, feel free to do whatever.
Status: OPEN LIKE A 7-ELEVEN, BB.

[You know, Penny is used to odd things happening on a daily basis; she does, after all, live in California, land of the weird and the

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[foreverdutiful]

['Sup, Penny. Have a rather girly-looking guy-I mean one (1) Anton who happens to be passing by. And, well, that yelling is kind of hard to ignore, you know?]

Ah-I take it you just arrived, miss?

[He knows the feeling. D:]

LMFAO 1/1. I LIED, MY BAD

[asideofsnark]

[While she's marginally glad to see that she's not so alone after all... man, she is so not in the mood to be polite here.]

Me? Whatever gave you that idea? [Don't you just love sarcasm, bb? You know you do.] No, I just enjoy running around here in my pajamas, screaming for help at the top of my lungs, because it's fun.

xD<3

[foreverdutiful]

[/inward sigh

He's a noble. He can handle it. :|]

... I suppose that was a rather redundant comment. My apologies.

[asideofsnark]

[...What was that her mother always said? "You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar," wasn't it? Maaaaaaan.]

It's fine, it's fine. I mean, I guess I should be the one apologizing, huh? [SIGH.] Waking up in a weird new place just doesn't do much for your mood, apparently....

[There's a moment where she wonders if he, you know, has anything to do with all of this weirdness, but... he doesn't look dangerous, and besides, she's Penny. Just seeing another person here--even if she has no clue who that person is--is an enormous relief.]

[punchesbards]

[ Let's just assume she's screaming on the street Ezio lives on for convenience, shall we? And let's also say he finally made it home after breaking his damn arm. Anyway,

The screaming can't really be ignored, whether he's half doped up on pain killers or not, Ezio can easily recognize the voice belongs to a woman. Guess what that means? he's going to play hero, or try.

So eventually he makes his way out of his cottage, shirt lazily buttoned halfway up his front, arm hanging in a sling, and a brow lifted in mild amusement at the woman. ]

Welcome to Somarium, signora. [ gives her a once over. smirk. ] What is it you need help with, exactly? Besides not knowing where you are. [ since he just covered that. ]

[asideofsnark]

[Normally, hot guys would totally make Penny a happy camper; however, not knowing where the hell she is + that shameless once-over he gave her + the memory of a certain short, glasses-wearing nerd = one ultimately unimpressed young woman. ...For the most part, anyway. Damn, but you can't help but not like a hot guy with a hot accent... that's totally why she's not being as mean to him as she could be. Shallow Penny is shallow.]

Well, you can start with, you know, telling me where this "Somarium" place is... or you could just go ahead and point me to the nearest bus station. Your choice.

[punchesbards]

[ There's no point in saying you didn't enjoy any of that just now. Ezio just keeps smirking. He doesn't know what a bus is, being from the Renaissance and all, buuuut, ]

I don't know exactly where this is, unfortunately. No one here does. We were all taken here the same way you were. Unknowingly and without any direction.

I've been told it is a dream world, but I don't believe it when I'm entirely capable of feeling pain. [ Now he's going to mutter a few things in Italian, probably cursing out whoever said that you can't feel pain in dreams. That was a God damn lie. ]

That is the answer you'll get from everyone, and I have no reason to lie to a bella donna like you. So there is your answer. Anything else?

[asideofsnark]

[IDK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. Well, he's going to be getting a total icon face right about now, because... what. Penny has never been Miss Practical-Sensible, but, like... a dream world? The hell? Everything else he said is completely lost on her, because seriously, man, she can't even....]

...A dream world. Well, you don't say. [Does she laugh or cry now? SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW.] ...Great. Great. I finally find someone to help me, and they just happen to be higher than a kite.

[knocksthrice]

[Luckily for Penny, Sheldon is here to rescue him! ...Or not. When he spots Penny, he doesn't seem the least bit surprised that she's here.]

Oh, good. I was wondering when you were going to get here.

[asideofsnark]

[...What. What. Oh, that is not the voice she thinks it is. No way! Sheldon is currently buried under God knows how many feet of snow, studying... something stupid and scientific. Sheldon is not here. This is jus--]

[asideofsnark]

[...BUT THERE IS NO MISTAKING THAT LANKY FORM. GDIT. GDIT ALL.]

...Sheldon?!

1 / 2

[knocksthrice]

[Is this some kind of new game?]

[tastysidedish]

[ Pinged by pretty, human girl! ]

Oh, hey! Are you lost, miss?

[asideofsnark]

[You are setting yourself up for some serious sarcasm, sir.]

Is it that obvious? Well, darn. I was trying so hard to hide it!

[tastysidedish]

[ He's trying to be a nice guy! When he sees a girl in trouble, he just can't leave her alone. ]

Well...to tell you the truth, I'm kinda lost, too!

[asideofsnark]

[...Dang it. For a minute there, she had been hoping that he could at least let her borrow a phone, or point her in the direction of the nearest bus stop, or something. She should really know better than to get her hopes up.]

...Of course you are. Of course you are. [She's not trying to be rude, man--seriously, she can be, like, ten times worse than this when she's trying--but she just can't help but to sigh.] What, did you wake up to find yourself in this freaky looking place, too?

[hacksinundies]

[Jensen would never ignore the sound of a damsel in distress so he'll follow Penny's voice until he finds her. And man, is he glad he decided to do that. He indulges himself in a chuckle when he's able to get a good look at her though.]

Nice pj's. [But enough of that!] If I'm not mistaken I heard you needed help.

[asideofsnark]

[The poor girl's been through a lot, man, so kindly look over her less-than-pleasant demeanor. She's usually nicer than this! Really! Also, this is what you get for commenting on her amazing pajamas.]

Really? How could you tell?

[hacksinundies]

[Oh he's handled worse. He can deal with her right now.]

Well, there was the shouting but your current ensemble really completes it.

[asideofsnark]

Really. [She glances down at her beautiful pajamas--the Huskers, man, hell yeah--and snorts.] Well, I was obviously going for the whole "I'm a stranger in a strange land, please help me!" look when I put this outfit together. Think I overdid it?