Wheatley - 001

[idiot_sphere]

Who: Wheatley and EVERYONE~
Where: Espoir
Style: You choose!
Status: OPEN.

"Hello? Anyone alive out there? Can anyone hear me? If you can, could you get me out of here? I mean, this is a lovely plant-thing and all. It's nice and green and-- leafy, but it would be a lot nicer if I didn't have to live in it! I know I haven't seen one of these things

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[pink_star_rider]

[AH VOICE COMING OUT OF NOWHERE!

No... wait. It's coming from a bush.

Poke, poke, poke...]

Who there?

[idiot_sphere]

[Ah, the scientists had guessed right. Humanity had reverted back to being cavemen. Well, best speak to this unbelievably squeaky sounding human in a way he could understand.]

Me here! Me want out!

[pink_star_rider]

[Well, OK, someone is in there.

But Kirby can't really reach it with his small arms. So, he goes for the most obvious approach: sucking him out!

He inhales deeply, mouth wide open, and drags the iron ball from out of the bush... and it gets stuck on his mouth. Good thing he didn't swallow you, right?]

[idiot_sphere]

WAHH!

[Out he flies, sticking right in Kirby's mouth. The way he landed, he couldn't see his rescuer, so he tries whirling his eye around to the other side and sees... the inside of someone's mouth.]

No, no no no no! I'm not food! Don't you know how many metals I'm made of?! Not good for you! Not at all! You'll die for sure!

[pink_star_rider]

[Ops, sorry, spitting you out now, Not because Kirby never eat anything mate out of metal, but because it's rude to eat others like that.]

Ah, Kirby no eat you. Only way to pull you out. [Honestly! he's not THAT hungry.]