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solo_sword

voicemail

Apr 11, 2007 19:23

"This is Jaina. Leave a message, unless the phones are backfiring again."

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momslilassassin November 11 2011, 01:58:15 UTC

Lucky, Jaina, getting a drunken text from Ben!

WORMS TASTE LIKE BACON BY THE WAY. I ALWAYS WNDERED.

And he had tequila. This would end well.

solo_sword November 11 2011, 02:21:03 UTC

When Jaina was actually able to get to her phone... that was not what she thought she would see.

So much more worried about you than I was 2 minutes ago.

momslilassassin November 11 2011, 02:42:17 UTC

IM GOOD. I WON AN AWARD FOR BEING BENDY AND NOW WERE GONNA MAKE WARREN FLY

solo_sword November 11 2011, 02:50:05 UTC

...Can I talk you out of making Warren fly?

momslilassassin November 11 2011, 02:57:31 UTC

HES GOT WINGSES

solo_sword November 11 2011, 03:03:33 UTC

Yes I know, but you just said wingses.

momslilassassin November 11 2011, 03:16:28 UTC

THERE ARE 2...MAYBE 4

No, that's just the blurring of your vision.

hoorayimrich November 11 2011, 03:20:29 UTC

Oh look, a very blurry picture text sent from Ben's phone of a shirtless Warren and a Ben wearing extra clothing. Wasn't that helpful?

THANK YOU, TONY.

solo_sword November 11 2011, 03:22:45 UTC

Oh that wasn't right.

I DO NOT NEED PICTURES OF SHIRTLESS UNDERAGE BOYS ON MY PHONE.

momslilassassin November 11 2011, 03:26:02 UTC

I STILL HAVE LOTS OF CLOTHES ON. FROM SOMEWHERE.

solo_sword November 11 2011, 03:28:41 UTC

In a weird way, Jaina was almost jealous. Her days of leaving random messages in a CLEARLY drunken stupor were much tamer than this.

GOOD. KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON. But maybe give Warren his back.

momslilassassin November 11 2011, 03:36:17 UTC

BUT HIS ARE NICER THAN MINE. CAN I JUST TRADE

solo_sword November 11 2011, 03:46:53 UTC

Not right now, no!

She so feared how that would end up if he tried to trade clothes now. And she was horrified to think she might get the pictures.

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