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[solo_sword]

"This is Jaina. Leave a message, unless the phones are backfiring again."

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Phone Fun!

[sixstandingby]

[From here]

"I don't have any boyfriends! My sex life isn't any of your business and, even if it was...it's not, okay! We're never kissing! Ever! I don't want to snog you either!"

[sizzler_sisters]

"We do not appreciate your yelling, Jerry!" cried one Jerry.

"We do not like it at all!"

"We are not laughing behind your back!"

"We are laughing! We laugh at your back!"

"Your back is strange and we mock it!"

"Your back is not at all up to standard regulation!"

"We are cutting you from the squad, Jerry!"

"And that's final!"

"We would like our money back immediately."

"Have a good day!"

Freaky Phone Friday...

[bound2blade]

[[ from here. ]]

"Nonono! You have it all wrong. I didn't mean to suggest that....you were kissing. I mean, minions kissing! Or...well, not necissarily kissing, but she said something about lips and an hour and I mean, um....I don't know what I mean! I don't know what she meant! I don't know what to do!"

"As far as acting like you don't even know me, that's just ridiculous and almost cruel in this moment of crisis. You know who this is, and you're not getting out of your duties, got it?"

[saltandammo]

[[from here]]

"I don't remember agreeing to this, but sure, what the hell? Cupcakes at 1 pm tomorrow. Hope you got lots of sprinkles and shit to decorate them. Oh and dude, there's no way I'm doing the clean up alone so just forget that."

[professor_lyman]

""...how big what are? Because I'm a teacher and things need to be kept strictly professional, thanks..."