Seriously, how sad/angry/whatever can you be that the press mocked a stupid-ass comment you made? That's their JOB. And if you're getting upset over this, how on earth do you think you could handle a presidency?!
Or, of course, she could be feigning it as part of the "don't pick on Palin" strategy.
Yeah, only one problem with that theory... Then you'll be a foreign country, surrounded by HER country... And she's going to have to send trade missions next door.
sigh.
I'm particularly enamored with McCain right now: "No, I don't have to STUDY for the debate!" last week, this week it's "Excuse me, can I have an extension?" sigh.
Then you have not picked up on the rhetorical underpinnings necessary to appear out of nowhere as a viable VP candidate. For if you did, you would know that to properly solidify your base of like minded thinkers, you must master the art of rambling incoherently when supplied with a question whose answer you know not by telling people you have experience in foreign matters because of bordering countries that you are the executive of. Obviously, your speaking prowess needs much refinement!
Fortunately, you have me, and I'm a certified master at rambling incoherently when presented with topics I'm completely ignorant of. An MS of BS if you will. So observe as I decipher for you Palin's underlined expertise that solidifies her knowledge of foreign affairs. And from this lesson, you shall master the art and perhaps one day go on to run for office too.
First, some of her statements:
Or next door neighbors are foreign countries...they're. In. The. State. That. I'm. The. Executive. Of
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But is that all? There are lots of Christians celebrating Christmas every year. Why is an evil pagan witch trying specifically to stop Palin from being involved with Christmas and why does she need bankers? Well, bankers handle lots of money. And if you'll note the comment from her speech, you'll notice Palin states she's the executive of Russia, Canada and Alaska. Reindeer, by the way, are only called reindeer in Russia, in North America, they're called caribou. And Santa Claus uses reindeer. And Santa Claus uses the North Pole to make Christmas toys. And Santa Claus needs parts and labor to build toys. Which requires money. Which comes from banks. Which is where bankers work. So Sarah Palin rules over reindeer in Russia, Santa's Workshop in Canada and the money supply need to fuel Santa's Workshop from bankers in Alaska. And since Palin is a Christian, and Christians celebrate Christmas, and she rules over all of Santa's assets, this mean's that Putin is not Santa Claus. Sarah Palin is
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Ya' almost feel sorry for her. She really can't hold her own. And if you can't hold your own against the reporter, oh well...
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Or, of course, she could be feigning it as part of the "don't pick on Palin" strategy.
Scary, scary, scary.
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*blink, blink*
really?
*runs in terror*
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who wants to join my commune and secede if they win?
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sigh.
I'm particularly enamored with McCain right now: "No, I don't have to STUDY for the debate!" last week, this week it's "Excuse me, can I have an extension?" sigh.
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Then you have not picked up on the rhetorical underpinnings necessary to appear out of nowhere as a viable VP candidate. For if you did, you would know that to properly solidify your base of like minded thinkers, you must master the art of rambling incoherently when supplied with a question whose answer you know not by telling people you have experience in foreign matters because of bordering countries that you are the executive of. Obviously, your speaking prowess needs much refinement!
Fortunately, you have me, and I'm a certified master at rambling incoherently when presented with topics I'm completely ignorant of. An MS of BS if you will. So observe as I decipher for you Palin's underlined expertise that solidifies her knowledge of foreign affairs. And from this lesson, you shall master the art and perhaps one day go on to run for office too.
First, some of her statements:
Or next door neighbors are foreign countries...they're. In. The. State. That. I'm. The. Executive. Of ( ... )
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Also, you've been metaquoted.
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Now excuse me while I go hide.
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