Is this thing on?

Barefoot and pregnant ( Read more... )

You say you don't fuck, but I can suck your tit ( Read more... )

NY Jimmy and I stumbled upon this. I dunno where we found it but it's the lost Easy E vs Pope John Paul battle. Very 8 Mile-esque ( Read more... )

I am going to respond to every comment with a song that reminds me of them. Full lyrics only. Very personal. I hope you all join in and ask for your song ( Read more... )

Let's be honest, I'm more creative then just about everyone else who reads this. I'll even give props to the people I feel are neck and neck with me.. Well.. that's actually just Laity and Asian Jimmy.. AND OF COURSE THE MINISTRY ( Read more... )

Happy birthday Nick Ballard! You make me moist!

www.whoisnickballard.com

The past like three weeks have been phenominal. I haven't had this much fun in AGES!

Nothing like a trip to Ohio for breakfast, and Windsor for dinner to wake up the soul.

Live life motherfuckers. It's fun as BALLS.

I'm running on like 6 hours of sleep in whats going on 72 hours.

Seacrest. OUT.

I present to you "Your Body is an Amusement Park" by Danny Wilson ( Read more... )

I once had a dream that I had sex with Mrs. Martin Luther King..

... Does that by any chance mean the good Doctor and I ever crossed paths in a dream sense? And If so... Does that make this a homoerotic experience? And beyond that .. Would our children be mulato?

Elaborate.