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[solas_ion]

[Daytime; action; everywhere]

[Today in various places around the world is a Lancer in armor and with a lance. Wherever you are, he'll be appearing out of thin air--yes, literally.]

[The question is, where exactly is he? Behind you at ground level? On top of a streetlight? Standing on the edge of the Goldenrod City Department Store's roof?

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...well, why not

[tiercelet]

[Catching that last bit of conversation, and approaching out of curiosity.]

...prince of light, Lancer?

DOUBLE LANCER TROLLING; 1/2

[croibhristeoir]

Well, yes--Cu Chulainn is sometimes known in our homeland as the Prince of Light, Ulster's Hound, among several other names-

[riastrad_ridire]

Will you knock that off? I can't stand that title, it sounds ridiculous.

[Sigh.]

Don't ask, Merlin.

DO I REPLY TO BOTH??

[tiercelet]

I dunno, Lancer. [Grin grin grin] I kind of like the sound of it. The prince of light. Sounds really...princely.

[Video]

[heavens_failure]

...I don't think I recognize him, but he's definitely a Servant. So, hey.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Yep, you have reached the Lancer-class Servant hotline.

...At least I think you have. The hell is a hotline, anyway? Shit, I might actually be drunk. How'd that happen?

[Video]

[heavens_failure]

It's a phone number that somebody is guaranteed to answer. For a business or something.

I never expected you to be able to get drunk.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Yeah, neither did I! Funny how these things work.

....Sorry, do I know you?

god idefk anymore ACTION I GUESS??? SCREAMS

[kickslancersass]

Well well, if it isn't Lancer-kun. Is this how you spend your time on your days off?

lkasdfghjkl

[riastrad_ridire]

...Sorry, what?

i apologize for everything...

[kickslancersass]

[Enjoy that Kotomine and every T-M villain ever voice while you're at it Lancer.]

I make it a personal rule not to dive too deeply into my employees' personal lives, but I admit to have always been at least a little curious as to what you did in your spare time.

never apologize ever

[riastrad_ridire]

What the hell are you talking about?

[daytime]

[three_geasa]

Hullo, Athair.

[riastrad_ridire]

[HOLY SHIT HI KID

[YOU'RE GETTING A FUCKING HUG]

[three_geasa]

[THIS IS THE BEST HUG EVER]

Did ye miss me that much, athair?

[riastrad_ridire]

Who, me? Not a bit. [THIS AWESOME HUG SAYS DIFFERENT.]

[action]

[ordalias]

[ After the whole... fiasco she had, Xion's actually looking pretty normal. At least after she's been verbally beaten down to just wait things out and explore things.

Then she sees Lancer and... another guy. She's a bit far away from them, but she can see them where she is...

Hope you don't mind a sudden vortex of Darkness appearing, Lancer, and Xion walks out. ]

Hey, Lancer. [ Notices the other guy carrying spears, too. ] Lan... cers?

1/2

[riastrad_ridire]

Yo, Xion! [Wavewave.] C'mere, I want you to meet somebody. This guy's the Lancer that fought in the war before mine.

[action]

[croibhristeoir]

It is a pleasure to meet you--Xion, was it?

[Smile~]

My name is Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, if calling me Lancer would be too confusing.

[action]

[ordalias]

[ Xion's face furrows in concentration. ]

Diarmuid Ua... Duibh... Ah, Diarmuid...

N-Nice to meet you, too! [ She holds out a hand to shake his. ]