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[solarock]

I read somewhere online that roughly 10% of all girls who attend prom become pregnant. The authors seemed outraged, judging by their attempt to coax the reader to prevent their daughters from being sexually active.

Does that mean that girls should be having sex with their dates?

Comments

[Private]

[stay_classy_cat]

Oh absolutely. Why else bother going to prom if you're not going to get something out of it? Only attractive or determined women get what they want. You would be considered an outcast and a failure if you can't propagate the species.

Or at least, that's what I've read.

[Private]

[solarock]

I see... So women have sex with their dates because they want it, and they feel superior to other women if they manage to "get what they want."

It makes sense. Perhaps I will have to watch some women to figure out what they do.

[Private I am so sorry]

[stay_classy_cat]

Oh, it's the same thing for guys too. They only want the best female to copulate with, so they can brag to their friends and feel superior. Watch the men too.

What you should do is mix things up and go after the women and take them from their men. Even if you can't get pregnant, it'd be like winning on both sides of the spectrum, don't you think?

THIS IS NOT HERE

[vela_nova]

[Somewhere, Blaze got a sudden urge to claw Warren's balls off.]

[operatingbuddy]

An intriguing statistic. I was unaware that this was the purpose of a prom.

Query: Do you have a "date"?

[solarock]

As was I. It is my impression that the sexual tension is too great, as our peers find this to be a sensitive topic.

I would like to say yes, but Porygon-Z is absent at this time.

[operatingbuddy]

It is entirely possible. Attitudes towards sexual relations have perplexed me at best here. I have no experience to draw upon, however.

I understand. I do not have a date either.

[solarock]

Neither do I. It's probably because we are genderless entities, so we have no need to reproduce and therefore no need for sexual drive.

Perhaps I will dance with you if I see you there, then.

[pitticus]

Nobody got pregnant last prom... I DON'T THINK

[solarock]

Oh. Maybe there weren't enough dates.

[pitticus]

No, there were a lot when I remember. Maybe they didn't try to have babies? Or maybe they paid attention to sex class and learned how not to have babies? Plus, I don't think Lash or Blaze wanted to have sex with me WHY AM I EVEN TYPING THIS *delete*

[solarock]

Statistics prove that they do have sex. Maybe you're right: they might understand how to prevent pregnancy, although I'm not sure why.

[will_be_god]

While such things occur, as people are led around by their impulses and base desires with no logic in them to prevent it, that number seems inaccurately high even given that situation.

[solarock]

So you believe the statistics provided by the sources I read to be incorrect, then.

[will_be_god]

Correct. Although for it to happen at all is unacceptable.

[solarock]

Are you against "teenage pregnancy", Cyrus? That is the main topic of the texts.