B! BBBBBBBBBBBB! B is so cool! I want to drive! I want to drive right now! Does this mean I get to drive?! Wake up you stupid piece of shit! You have to drive me to the theme park, help me poop, and buy me Disney Land! FSDGFHJOTRHLHKRTRTHDFGDFNFWEKRWERNEASIDDJDDJ!!!!! I am King of teh Portal! You're fired! I want to drive!

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PATRIOTS WIN AGAIN! FUCK YOU, SHITKICKERS! HAHAHAHAH! Best fucking superbowl EVER!!!! ....Well...the commercials sucked.

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This is pure and utter bullshit. Granted, I do NOT play school sports, but this is an inane move by the school. They have cut our spring sports. Why? because the school has spent over $600,000 (which is unaccounted for, my sources tell me) OVER budget. The fact is, a lot of my friends play spring sports and some of them count on the sports to get ( Read more... )

Last night was indeed fun! There was much junk food, much soda, much of me kicking everyones ass in Tekken Tag Tournament, much of the perverted conversations and jokes, much burping, much beef jerky, and much ass kicking. I made Matt black out by putting him into my special chokehold. We also came up with band names, and I'm now the manager of ( Read more... )