i have two kanker sores on my bottom lip,
i think that there is something seriously wrong with me.
i accidentally swallowed the shell to a sunflower seed on tuesday,
and its still stuck in my throat.

i don't want to start any blasphemous rumors,
but i think that god's got a sick sense of humor
and when i die,
i expect to find him laughing.

i hate people that are like "OMG! SHE STOLE MY WORD!" seriously, you can't claim words, you are stupid. it's one thing if someone comepletely tries to be you or whatever, etc. etc. copies a lot of things you do (HAHA MARTHA DEATH!), stuff like that. but what the fuck? you can't claim a word like "whatever" and then be like "oh my god she's totally ( Read more... )

"i always get a huge kick out of those old cars where you can lock the gas cap. i mean, seriously. i need to lock mine! you never know when someone's going to come around with a goddamn vaccum..."

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ScrewyKid311 (2:32:28 PM): i just recently found out how to work your livejournal ScrewyKid311 (2:32:38 PM): i always just thought you had really really short entries

yesterday was fun, maybe today willb e better? doubful.

( jesus christ, i love sledding. )

( i love these girls. )

( i haven't worn makeup in a week, gross. )

look!! you can look at every single song i've listened to on my computer pretty much since sept. something.

rigght here bitches.
i know, i know, it's all just so exciting. can barely contain myself.

( i haven't made a sarcastic entry yet. )

family reunion saturday night. hell yes.

( me and kyle passed these christmas letters out. )