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Shit I have missed the boat on or tried to catch the boat but didn't understand how to board it
1. Lost. I have never seen an episode of Lost. I know Matthew Fox is in it, and Hurley is fat, and there is a smoke monster, and there was a polar bear in the first season, and... Locke is dead? Is that his name? The guy from The Stepfather? And these things I know because I have a subscription to Entertainment Weekly. I feel like I might be ( Read more... ) -
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a friend of mine, one of the few friends i have here in san francisco, died suddenly this morning. i feel fine except for when i think "oh by the way you'll never see caia again." her knitting project was a hat for oskar which i will try to finish for him. i'm just, fuck, man, what the fuck. -
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joanie from america's next top model cycle 6 keeps popping up on my facebook as a person i may know. yes, i know her, but i refuse to friend her on the basis of how unnecessarily sexy her profile picture is. put some clothes on, girl! being on tv does not give you the right to get naked all over my facebook! -
Aargh! And also, yay! But this is mostly AARGH.
So I had this baby, right, and he's pretty adorable and we dig him a lot and he's getting pretty smiley and that's kind of awesome. He's less awesome when I'm awake between 2 AM and 6 AM but he's still cool ( Read more... ) -
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My plan for this weekend is to write Oskar's birth story and the subsequent FAIL of my brain to process it and I had to check myself into a psychiatric institute and blah blah blah. Also, I want to go to Costco for diapers. -
Next time, I'm getting a puppy
Yes, I am 39 weeks and 2 days, I am still here and I'm still pregnant, and I have HAD IT WITH THIS DAMN PREGNANCY. FOR. REAL ( Read more... ) -
taylor swift doesn't care about black people.
Hey dudes. I'm still here and I'm still pregnant. I'm 38 weeks and 2 days, which means I have 12 days to my due date. I'm at that great point in the pregnancy where my mom calls me what feels like every 5 minutes (as if I wouldn't call her as soon as anything happens!) and any time I'm away from facebook for a couple of hours I start getting ( Read more... ) -
purging my memory banks
i'm 37 weeks and 3 days, which is super, duper pregnant, not quite as super pregnant as, say, 38 weeks or god forbid 39 or 40 but still really fucking pregnant. i feel like a house. I AM TOO PREGNANT TO HAVE SEX AND IT SUCKS. i have the baby's room ready, i've bought all the adorable little clothes, the bathroom has been baby-fied, etc, and ( Read more... ) -
this pregnancy is wearing out its welcome
Time has become a bit of a blur--since I've hit my last trimester things have seemed to go really quickly--so I can't say definitely for certain when it started but some time ago, I reckon 6 weeks or so, the baby's head started engaging. A kiddo's head can start pushing into your bits pretty early on and they can move back up and move back down ( Read more... )