yeah.

haven't been on lj in awhile.

i have a new girlfirend!!

she goes by the name of christina <3

i think i love her.

anyway =]

i have the pics

( the goods )

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You know a sneeze comes out your mouth at about 100mph??.. freaky.
Anyway.. I'm getting ready for a few hours of work and i have to buy some damn halloween candy. Hopefully i eat all the candy before the kids start ringing the doorbell. I'm a greedy fatass.

kiki says "meow"
you say "biatch"
isn't this some funbull?

whatever. i'm blonde now. check it out, ( [ [here] ] )

I feel like shit. I just woke. 4:20. Lol.. Thats odd. Anyway. I'm going to go buy viva la bam season 2 & 3 today! I just want to dance around the house naked I'm so excited!.. But over what? Viva la bam? Or maybe it's getting to watch margera 24/7.. But that sucks! Cause i'll never meet him. God, what I'd give to rape him.. I don't want anybody ( Read more... )

I love NIN's new album. I just got it. I'd love to see them perform the whole thing live. Ohh god Trent reznor is so sexy. His nice voice and face.. MMMM Happy in my pants =0 ( Read more... )

My hair is itchy. I'm sneezing allover the god damn place. and I'm bored. I'd like to apologize for that last entry.. Err.. Fuckin' keyboard.I don't know what to write. Hey, you know I like banannas and peanut butter? Mmm.. Yummy. And don't think I forgot the pics. For you. Me and sexified pocahontas, featuring this guy I don't like.

( {Your mums a slag in the bed} )

I had to turn mz kezboard of off english to tzpe right ( Read more... )

How come I'm the only one that shoot blanks w/ the easiest guy in the world. Is it just me or are the emo's infecting all of our human race, making everyone over sensitive? Alright, sometimes my idea of humour is a little unsettling, but you don't have to bitch over it. I still need to find some friends for this site. How do I advertise myself out ( Read more... )

I am insane. I am hyper and a pycho, a threat to
myself and society. I have an obsession
with imaginary penguins and hippos, as well as
sporks. I despise spoons with all my heart
and my parents sometimes locked me in the
attic as a child.

I am bored. What is right for this uneventful evening?
Nothing.
I want to find friends for this site.
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