http://www.theonion.com/content/news/son_of_a_bitch_mouse_solves_maze

I paid $50 for a 18 month, weekly subscription of the hard-copy Onion. I cannot fucking wait till the first issue comes..

Hmm.. I miss someone..

Venture Bros and Harvey Birdman are great cartoons.

Bush doesn't speak for me.

To the 5+ people who may read this, vote for Obama.. or else... I work for a Fortune 500 company. I have connections.

So, over the past month, I have only seen 1 new entry my friends have posted. Then just now, I realize I wasn't logged in and most of my friends write friends-only-viewing entries. I see them all now.

In other news, I have only had 2 beers in over a week.

Fox News is the shittiest news channel I have ever seen.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070916/ap_on_fe_st/saggy_britches

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/09/06/bush-on-iraq-were-kicking-ass/

So, I'm watching Rock n Roll High School for the first time. I'm not sure which movie is a bigger advertisement.. The Wizard- Nintendo or Rock n Roll High School- The Ramones. Crazy movie..