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Two Months In...My Juniors Have NOT Disappointed.
Me: Shanese Diamond gave me this card at the end of last year.
Student named Diamond: She has two first names?
Student: I wish I was Jewish. Those barmitzvahs they be showin' on TV look dope....but don't they cut yo' dick off?
Student A: Does anyone have some paper?
Student B: I'm a vegetarian.
Student A: Unless you eat your paper, I don't get why that ( Read more... ) -
In celebration of a new school year, here are some gems from late last year and the summer
Student: Mr. Vega, chewing on straws is disgusting.
Gay Student: So is wearing white socks with black pants, but nobody's calling you out.
Student A: I'm the smartest in the class
Student B: Get over it, bitch. I"m the smartest in my seat.
Student A: I wasn't on the detention list, so I didn't go even though I knew I was supposed to.
Me: That speaks ( Read more... ) -
First Day of Vacation....I'm Bored
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No ( Read more... ) -
Blink-182 on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Tonight I saw my favorite band play their first show in front of a full, live audience since ending their 5-year hiatus. Not gonna lie, when they first started playing the sound check I got teary-eyed. Blink-182 got me through the darkest times of my youth and to this day their music reminds me to just stop and have fun once in a while. The set ( ( Read more... ) -
Real Update
I haven't made a real post in a while. Its been a long four months and I'm not really sure if I'm any better off than I was back in February. The main reason I've neglected the journal is because I feel like I'm boring/annoying people with the same old shit. One of my friends even flat out told me he needed a break from me because I was bringing ( Read more... )
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