You probably don't want to know this...

[soberloki]

Thinking about certain door-to-door solicitations in my area lately, I'm thinking that answering the door in the buff might be the only way to get these people to stop coming back. They've already been CHASED off the property by our night-time security people AND by my neighbor, who takes no shit. Still, they return. Who are they? CHURCHIES. From a

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[nomeremuggle]

AHAHAHA. Omg, do it. Do it do it do it.

[lillyflowers]

Yea, but make sure you don't get caught. You don't want to be a jail bird do you?

On the other hand, if you can get him arrested that would certianly shorten up the eviction process, wouldn't it?

[tytal]

I did this to the not-so-lovely Jehovah's Witness couple. I said, "Sorry, but you just caught me masturbating. Can I help you?"

A fast "Sorry, no!" and they left. Haven't seen them in a year or two.

[spacewolfcub]

*ROFLMAO*

OMGs, you hurt my ribs.

*ROFL*

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[daiq]

I once lived near the head Morman temple for the entire Southern Hemisphere, i was getting visits by (progressively more attractive young male) converters constantly (as in a couple a week), threats of calling the cops didnt deter them.

Answering the door naked did!

Try it - it worked for me :D