Aneurysm-inducing. I'm serious. I just had to share it with you.

[soberloki]

I just had a really odd conversation with a friend's friend. REALLY ODD.

We were in IHOP in New West, happily consuming delicious breakfast-type foods. The conversation leading to this astonishing bit of strangeness was long and convoluted and heavy on the stupid, but not particularly relevant to this tidbit, which sort of leapt out of his yap

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[florahart]

It. But.

...what?

Also, "trying to untangle his shoelaces from his tastebuds" is a phrase worth using at every opportunity.

[soberloki]

I... have very few words left for it. Is boggling. Very.

Also: I kind of like that turn of phrase too, reading back over it. Heh.

[iulia_linnea]

You and your ex should go canoeing!

[soberloki]

It's usually more like whitewater rafting, sans lifejackets, with her. Which is probably why it's SO MUCH FUN.

[iulia_linnea]

Reckless glee. ;)

[iulia_linnea]

Here's to it, I mean!

[lillyflowers]

Uhm. Yea. Sure. Whatever.

*headdesk*

[soberloki]

Uh-huh. Exactly.

[dramedy]

I CANOED ALL THE TIME THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

*mutter*

Also, the fat phobia there makes me mad too. You're not gay, just FAT LOL, fatties are never gay. they don't have sex.

*eye twitch* Staaab. Staaaaaaab. *cough* I mean. Uh. Yeah.

[spacewolfcub]

Leave me a spot with sufficient surface tension to stab effectively please.

[dramedy]

I'll leave you an eye and a good chunk of flesh, eh? :D

[soberloki]

Now, now... just don't forget to burn everything with mucho fire when you're done. I won't have my friends going to prison for me, y'hear? ;P

[usekh]

..my head hurts from the stupid. Also..nice tact your friends friend has :P

[soberloki]

I get the feeling he thinks he's being educational, rather than an asshole.