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[so_vane]

All of you do realise that if you just observed certain people you’d know instantly if there was something going on between them. Say it with me everyone, the word is OBSERVE

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[famous_h_potter]

There are many horrible people in this school, but Romilda Vane, you are the most poisonous teenage girl in this school. It's always the weakest people who pick on the decent ones.

[so_vane]

Blah blah blah Harry Potter. You're probably angry because you're not getting your face eaten anymore. You should be happy that Ginny Weasley isn't leeching your soul from you anymore.

[gigglylavender]

Daphne and Blaise, really? Your observation skills may be sharp, but you could do with being a bit nicer, Romilda.

[so_vane]

I am being nice. I didn't say one thing about my own group of friends.

[no_losers_lurgy]

Daphne and I went to the Masquerade as FRIENDS. You won't have many of those left if you continue at this rate!

[so_vane]

I have plenty of friends, Smith. People would know that if they noticed me.

[bright_ambition]

Psh. Darling, you SO have all your information wrong. Don't you know that Millicent, Blaise and Daphne are all my sex slaves and we partake in kinky, perverted orgies on a biweekly basis in the Slytherin Common Room after the sacrificing of virgins and stomping of flowers and kicking of puppies?

And I fully resent the lack of mention of myself as the "shameless Slytherin skank and thief of boyfriends everywhere". You're losing your touch.

... Hmm, perhaps I SHOULD expand my horizons to garner more notice of such intelligent and witty individuals as you. Oh, I know... perhaps I should become more friendly to certain Gryffindor boys and alumni who remain unnamed in your presence in order to incite you to attempt to hex me and get a million points taken from your house, not to mention an arse-kicking that you wouldn't forget be worthy of your notice.

[nymph_queen]

Oh, honey, my leather outfit is still being cleaned after we got all that whipped cream on it last time. Could I borrow yours this week?

I've ran out of puppies. So unless you have some, there shall be no kicking of puppies.

[so_vane]

That was a mental image that I didn't need to be tortured with.

[bright_ambition]

Oh, but torture is FUN! Particularly when riding crops and handcuffs are involved.

Naughty thing. I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it.

[blaise_allard]

If I were you and knew what was good for me, I'd desist on this vein unless I wanted to have to watch my back for the next ten years. But then again, you're a stupid, whingy little Gryffindor bitch, so that's hardly to be expected.

In the name of courtesy, consider yourself warned that any further speculation about myself or any of my housemates except Malfoy will result in a very unpleasant time for you. Unlike Smith, for instance, I am NOT "above" hexing girls unconscious if they're being nosy little bitches.

[so_vane]

Awww, are you being crabby because Greengrass won't put out? do innappropriate things to you?

[blaise_allard]

Whereas you... are you bitchy because you're not legally allowed to do inappropriate things with anyone yet?

Oh wait, never mind. It's because even the likes of Potter wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.