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[so_vane]

All of you do realise that if you just observed certain people you’d know instantly if there was something going on between them. Say it with me everyone, the word is OBSERVE

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[bright_ambition]

Psh. Darling, you SO have all your information wrong. Don't you know that Millicent, Blaise and Daphne are all my sex slaves and we partake in kinky, perverted orgies on a biweekly basis in the Slytherin Common Room after the sacrificing of virgins and stomping of flowers and kicking of puppies?

And I fully resent the lack of mention of myself as the "shameless Slytherin skank and thief of boyfriends everywhere". You're losing your touch.

... Hmm, perhaps I SHOULD expand my horizons to garner more notice of such intelligent and witty individuals as you. Oh, I know... perhaps I should become more friendly to certain Gryffindor boys and alumni who remain unnamed in your presence in order to incite you to attempt to hex me and get a million points taken from your house, not to mention an arse-kicking that you wouldn't forget be worthy of your notice.

[nymph_queen]

Oh, honey, my leather outfit is still being cleaned after we got all that whipped cream on it last time. Could I borrow yours this week?

I've ran out of puppies. So unless you have some, there shall be no kicking of puppies.

[so_vane]

That was a mental image that I didn't need to be tortured with.

[bright_ambition]

Oh, but torture is FUN! Particularly when riding crops and handcuffs are involved.

Naughty thing. I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it.

[so_vane]

Slytherins are disgusting.

[bright_ambition]

Why, thank you, darling. That's very flattering of you to say so. If you could see me, you'd be able to see how much I'm blushing.

[so_vane]

Do you think I care if you're blushing or not? Ugh.

[pink_parvati]

You two. What sort of example are you setting to the younger years?

You need to invite at least one non-Slytherin for the sake of interhouse unity. Pssh. And to think we're all meant to be of age here...

[bright_ambition]

Are you offering, sweeting? We'll consider it... but only if you bring some stiletto heels and chocolate sauce.

[pink_parvati]

For the good of interhouse unity, I will make this tremendous sacrifice and consent. Who says that Gryffindors and Slytherins can't get along?

[so_vane]

Perhaps you've heard of the phrase too much information, Davis. I clearly think that is something I really didn't need to know.

And you haven't been mentioned because I see no reason to mention you. My world doesn't revolve around you.

[bright_ambition]

Awww, is the poor widdle needs-to-resort-to-using-love-potion Gryfflette too innocent and naive for little ol' me and my corrupting influence? How sweet.

So your world revolves around Blaise, Daphne, Millicent and Miss Moran? I'm sure they're terribly flattered. Millicent might even barf at the very idea.

[so_vane]

My world revoles around myself.

[bright_ambition]

Which is why you use your journal to talk about everyone else, unlike everyone else, who uses their journals to talk about themselves...

Well, I always DID say that Gryffindor logic was different from Earth logic. Thank you for proving me correct, sweeting.

[so_vane]

No, I'll eventually get around to talking about myself but this recent scandal of Macmillan and Bulstrode "giving it" to each other made me think.

Don't worry Davis, I'll eventually write pages about me.

[blondbadger]

But if you sacrificed virgins biweekly then there will be no more virgins left to sacrifice. This is, of course, based on the assumption that these activities started last year.