X-Men First Class fic: By Any Other Name (Charles/Erik, 1,700 words)

Aug 27, 2011 10:24

So, the usual cracky nonsense from 1stclass_kink. Original is here

Title: By Any Other Name
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,700
Warnings: Cringeworthiness.

Summary: 'But Schnookums..."

By Any Other Name )

first class, why am i doing this?, fic, charles/erik, crack, fluff

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this_indulgence October 19 2011, 12:15:39 UTC
This is completely and utterly glorious. I kept thinking the names couldn't get any more appalling, and then you'd go and top them again and again. Fantastically written also, the ensemble and day-to-day life come through really well.
And in all srs bsnss, I absolutely melted when it turned out Erik likes them and they give him warm&fuzzies.

...'Professor Sex' FTW! XD

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so_shhy October 19 2011, 15:05:44 UTC
Thank you! Erik is a great big teddy bear underneath. And a terrifying shark-like revenge machine underneath that, but for some reason he's still Charles's snugglebunny :D

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kumihimouk November 10 2011, 23:36:40 UTC
Oh god. Tears of laughter running down my face. Plus I had to refuse to tell my husband what I was giggling at and told him he could look at me despairingly without me actually giving him the ammo to do so with.

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so_shhy November 11 2011, 08:28:41 UTC
:D :D It isn't a dignified fic. When my flatmate asks me why I'm holed up in my room, I do not say 'Yeah, hang on, just writing about Professor X calling Magneto his lovemuffin.'

Thanks for reading and for laughing.

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celectis November 18 2011, 04:15:42 UTC
I love you so much. This collection of your writing is my haven.

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so_shhy November 18 2011, 09:33:05 UTC
*blushes like crazy* Wow, I have fic-havens too, but never thought to be one. Thank you!

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likes2lurk November 18 2011, 22:03:24 UTC
This was beautifully hysterical. I love how Erik is still an unstable ragemonster of threats and violence and death, but to Charles, he's a 'lovemuffin' and a 'hunk of love, a 'cootchie-pie', and a 'huggybear'. To Charles, they make sense.

And, thank you for the giggles "Professor Sex" gave me. And when the hypnotized CIA zombie called him schnookum. Haha.

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so_shhy November 18 2011, 22:14:40 UTC
...unstable ragemonster of threats and violence and death...

OMG perfect description is perfect, he needs to wear that on a t-shirt. :D

And I'd totally forgotten about the CIA zombie. WHAT THE HELL, brain? I worry about myself sometimes.

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vivecka November 22 2011, 21:34:38 UTC
I can't. You are my favorite XMFC author by far. This was so hilarious. I would be impossible for me to name all of my favorite parts. Maybe ‘Oh, look, here’s my favourite caped crusader. Pookie-wookie." was it, I'm not sure. Too many.

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so_shhy November 23 2011, 08:46:08 UTC
*blushes* Thank you! I'm glad my particular brand of insanity appeals to you :D

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