This is completely and utterly glorious. I kept thinking the names couldn't get any more appalling, and then you'd go and top them again and again. Fantastically written also, the ensemble and day-to-day life come through really well. And in all srs bsnss, I absolutely melted when it turned out Erik likes them and they give him warm&fuzzies.
Thank you! Erik is a great big teddy bear underneath. And a terrifying shark-like revenge machine underneath that, but for some reason he's still Charles's snugglebunny :D
Oh god. Tears of laughter running down my face. Plus I had to refuse to tell my husband what I was giggling at and told him he could look at me despairingly without me actually giving him the ammo to do so with.
:D :D It isn't a dignified fic. When my flatmate asks me why I'm holed up in my room, I do not say 'Yeah, hang on, just writing about Professor X calling Magneto his lovemuffin.'
This was beautifully hysterical. I love how Erik is still an unstable ragemonster of threats and violence and death, but to Charles, he's a 'lovemuffin' and a 'hunk of love, a 'cootchie-pie', and a 'huggybear'. To Charles, they make sense.
And, thank you for the giggles "Professor Sex" gave me. And when the hypnotized CIA zombie called him schnookum. Haha.
I can't. You are my favorite XMFC author by far. This was so hilarious. I would be impossible for me to name all of my favorite parts. Maybe ‘Oh, look, here’s my favourite caped crusader. Pookie-wookie." was it, I'm not sure. Too many.
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And in all srs bsnss, I absolutely melted when it turned out Erik likes them and they give him warm&fuzzies.
...'Professor Sex' FTW! XD
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Thanks for reading and for laughing.
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And, thank you for the giggles "Professor Sex" gave me. And when the hypnotized CIA zombie called him schnookum. Haha.
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OMG perfect description is perfect, he needs to wear that on a t-shirt. :D
And I'd totally forgotten about the CIA zombie. WHAT THE HELL, brain? I worry about myself sometimes.
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