I'm still alive.

I can't believe my son is already 5 weeks old.

There is a ladybug infestation in my apartment and it's driving me insane.

I have house lust again, and it's uuuugly ( Read more... )

I'm watching as much graphic TV as I can to prepare myself for childbirth. If I can watch a 500lb man have 30lbs of flab removed from his chest, then surely I can spit a human being out of my crotch. SURELY ( Read more... )

The more I think about it, the angrier I am that I didn't go to nursing school fresh out of high school.

I'm thinking of going back to school part-time for the next couple of years, getting my AS, then going back to finish a BSN if need be. Maybe.

I had some big angry conservative rant stored up in my brain and I've already forgotten what it is. I must not have really cared that much.

I should buy a rename token.

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I'm pretty sure I'm dead and just haven't gotten the memo yet.

Anyone know much about houseplants? I need to figure out how to perk up my peace lily.

The cat just figured out that "his chair" is in the office, where the dog lives.

This will end well.

I also have spent way too much money on a person who isn't even here yet, and now I'm going to go feed it and myself some ice cream.

Why did I read this post?

http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/2185044.html?page=1&style=mine#comments

You have to be a member to see it, but today is "depressing macro day" apparently. There are a few pictures and a couple of videos in there that made me seriously lose my shit.