Fic: Insanity by Chocolate 8/40 (Lita fic) PG
Title: Insanity by Chocolate
Pairing: Lita
Rating: PG
Complete: No
Genre: Fluff
Summary: Lita is trying to go forty days without chocolate, and on day 7 she spends some time with Chris J and comes to a realization.
Warnings: Fluffety fluff fluff.
Day One Day Two Day Three Day Four Day Five Day Six
Day Seven
Chris appeared at her doorway the next morning and smiled brightly at her, offering her his arm as she stepped out to head to the gym, having agreed to meet up and go on together since they both kept basically the same schedules when it came to a work out.
“Good morning babe,” he greeted her, wiggling his eyebrows with a small smirk on his lips.
Lita resisted the urge to roll her eyes, knowing even if her admirer wasn’t among the people in the hallway that the locker room was full of men who gossiped worse than any of the divas.
She kissed Chris quickly on the lips, cupping both sides of his face in order to do so before she pulled back and smirked at the look of astonishment there.
“You shouldn’t look so surprised when your girlfriend kisses you Chris, you really shouldn’t,” she told him with a soft laugh.
Chris grabbed her around the waist and kissed her sweetly on the lips, pulling back a moment later. “Does that feel better then?” he asked her, still holding her body close to his and ignoring the stares of everyone else in the hallway.
Lita shoved him away, rolling her eyes with a soft laugh as she did so. “You’re an idiot, did you know that?” she asked him, before taking his hand and dragging him down the hall, a playful look on her face all the while.
“I know, but I’m an idiot who is your boyfriend,” Chris sing-songed. “All in an effort to make you secret admirer jealous, which from what I’ve heard of who he is will definitely happen.”
“You’ve heard who he could be?” Lita asked, gripping his arm and trying to get him to look at her but he seemed to be purposely ignoring her now.
“Uh huh,” Chris nodded his head. “And I have my own theories about who it could be and for that reason I’m not going to get in his way.”
“Chris,” Lita whined, clinging to him as he now began dragging her toward the gym.
It was no use though. She didn’t get any answers from him while they were working out, and he seemed to be pushing her extra hard just so she wouldn’t be able to get any answers out of him at all. It was maddening and something she wasn’t sure she could put up with much longer.
“Chris, please,” she pleaded with him as they left the gym.
Chris grabbed her arm gently, turning her to face him he smiled. “Just trust me on this okay? This guy, if he is who I think he is, is someone I’ve seen you eye too, but someone you ended up disappointed in. Give the poor guy a chance to redeem himself okay?”
Lita looked into his eyes, seeing how serious he was she didn’t even know what to say and nodded her head.
“Yeah, okay, you’re right.”
Chris smiled, satisfied with her agreement he looped his arm around her shoulders and kissed her temple gently.
“That’s my girl,” he murmured affectionately.
Lita laughed softly, nodding her head. “For now anyway.”
“Nah, you’re always my girl,” Chris said decidedly.
Lita looked amused and kissed him quickly on the lips before she headed for the elevator. “You’re something for sure, Jericho,” she teased him.
Chris grinned wickedly, “something good though, don’t you know?”
“No, something crazy,” Lita poked him lightly as she stepped out of the elevator and he followed, walking her to her door she turned to him. “Thank you for helping me out, and telling me how serious this person’s intentions are.”
“It’s okay Li, I know you don’t like games and if I thought this guy was playing serious ones, in order to hurt you in any way you could guarantee I would be laying his ass out flat, but he’s not and so I won’t. Just play along okay?” Chris kissed her forehead then her lips gently, his lips barely touching hers.
Lita nodded her head. “Are you sure this won’t hurt his feelings?” she was beginning to regret her plan, wondering if it was a bad idea or not because she never really set out with the intent to hurt anyone.
“If you do, just tell him you’ve gone mad with lust for chocolate, or something like that,” Chris laughed before he kissed her firmly on the lips, this time with tongue before trotting down the hall.
Lita made a face, shaking her head she couldn’t help but laugh, already planning her revenge on him for that moment as she unlocked the door to her room and was surprised to find there was an envelope lighting on the bed.
Picking it up she ran a finger along the edge, “wish I had super CSI technology or something, I’d have you figured out in no time, admirer, cause I doubt you ever thought to remove your fingerprints,” she murmured to herself.
Lita had to laugh then, because if that was the route her thoughts were taking on only day seven with no chocolate she couldn’t imagine how drastic she would become later on.
Flipping the envelope over she opened it and pulled out a letter, surprised at how neat the writing was, and wondering if he routinely wrote like this or if it was just something special for her.
“Lita,
I was so shocked, and I admit a little hurt to hear you’ve started dating Jericho. Really? A blonde? That’s not your style anymore, or so I thought.
I am joking of course, I know it’s not a real relationship. He mentioned it to one of your other friends, and didn’t care to realize other people might be listening.
It seems like more people are on my side than yours which works for me because I’m having fun wooing you from a distance. Some might call it creepy, but I assure you I’m not dangerous, not like that.
Here is your gift for today. A thousand dollar gift card to your favourite record store back home, you don’t know how much I had to do to persuade them to even give one out in that denomination.
Music can soothe away the pain, hopefully this card will help you soothe away the agitation of no chocolate.
You’ve only got thirty-three more days. I think you’re doing quite well. There’s been no major violence.
Chris doesn’t count of course, and he would kill me if he knew I said such a thing.
Yours,
Admirer.”
Lita looked at the gift card, absolutely stunned as she did so. Whoever this was knew her well, or had at least made the effort to listen to her intently or ask questions from those who did.
It warmed her heart to think someone would have bartered to such extents just for her.
“Wow,” she murmured, hardly able to wait to get back home in order to be able to use it as there were plenty of records she’d been wanting to buy.
Picking up the phone she called down to the desk, “Hi, I’m in room 459 and someone left an envelope on my bed, I was just wondering if you could tell me who had it delivered.”
“I’m afraid we were told not to disclose that information ma’am, but the person did say you could send a message back, if you’d like,” the receptionist told her.
“Great, thank you for your help,” Lita told her and said goodbye before hanging up the phone and grabbing the hotel stationary and a pen, sitting down to jot down a letter.
She was glad, at this point, she would even be allowed to write back.
Pairing: Lita
Rating: PG
Complete: No
Genre: Fluff
Summary: Lita is trying to go forty days without chocolate, and on day 7 she spends some time with Chris J and comes to a realization.
Warnings: Fluffety fluff fluff.
Day One Day Two Day Three Day Four Day Five Day Six
Day Seven
Chris appeared at her doorway the next morning and smiled brightly at her, offering her his arm as she stepped out to head to the gym, having agreed to meet up and go on together since they both kept basically the same schedules when it came to a work out.
“Good morning babe,” he greeted her, wiggling his eyebrows with a small smirk on his lips.
Lita resisted the urge to roll her eyes, knowing even if her admirer wasn’t among the people in the hallway that the locker room was full of men who gossiped worse than any of the divas.
She kissed Chris quickly on the lips, cupping both sides of his face in order to do so before she pulled back and smirked at the look of astonishment there.
“You shouldn’t look so surprised when your girlfriend kisses you Chris, you really shouldn’t,” she told him with a soft laugh.
Chris grabbed her around the waist and kissed her sweetly on the lips, pulling back a moment later. “Does that feel better then?” he asked her, still holding her body close to his and ignoring the stares of everyone else in the hallway.
Lita shoved him away, rolling her eyes with a soft laugh as she did so. “You’re an idiot, did you know that?” she asked him, before taking his hand and dragging him down the hall, a playful look on her face all the while.
“I know, but I’m an idiot who is your boyfriend,” Chris sing-songed. “All in an effort to make you secret admirer jealous, which from what I’ve heard of who he is will definitely happen.”
“You’ve heard who he could be?” Lita asked, gripping his arm and trying to get him to look at her but he seemed to be purposely ignoring her now.
“Uh huh,” Chris nodded his head. “And I have my own theories about who it could be and for that reason I’m not going to get in his way.”
“Chris,” Lita whined, clinging to him as he now began dragging her toward the gym.
It was no use though. She didn’t get any answers from him while they were working out, and he seemed to be pushing her extra hard just so she wouldn’t be able to get any answers out of him at all. It was maddening and something she wasn’t sure she could put up with much longer.
“Chris, please,” she pleaded with him as they left the gym.
Chris grabbed her arm gently, turning her to face him he smiled. “Just trust me on this okay? This guy, if he is who I think he is, is someone I’ve seen you eye too, but someone you ended up disappointed in. Give the poor guy a chance to redeem himself okay?”
Lita looked into his eyes, seeing how serious he was she didn’t even know what to say and nodded her head.
“Yeah, okay, you’re right.”
Chris smiled, satisfied with her agreement he looped his arm around her shoulders and kissed her temple gently.
“That’s my girl,” he murmured affectionately.
Lita laughed softly, nodding her head. “For now anyway.”
“Nah, you’re always my girl,” Chris said decidedly.
Lita looked amused and kissed him quickly on the lips before she headed for the elevator. “You’re something for sure, Jericho,” she teased him.
Chris grinned wickedly, “something good though, don’t you know?”
“No, something crazy,” Lita poked him lightly as she stepped out of the elevator and he followed, walking her to her door she turned to him. “Thank you for helping me out, and telling me how serious this person’s intentions are.”
“It’s okay Li, I know you don’t like games and if I thought this guy was playing serious ones, in order to hurt you in any way you could guarantee I would be laying his ass out flat, but he’s not and so I won’t. Just play along okay?” Chris kissed her forehead then her lips gently, his lips barely touching hers.
Lita nodded her head. “Are you sure this won’t hurt his feelings?” she was beginning to regret her plan, wondering if it was a bad idea or not because she never really set out with the intent to hurt anyone.
“If you do, just tell him you’ve gone mad with lust for chocolate, or something like that,” Chris laughed before he kissed her firmly on the lips, this time with tongue before trotting down the hall.
Lita made a face, shaking her head she couldn’t help but laugh, already planning her revenge on him for that moment as she unlocked the door to her room and was surprised to find there was an envelope lighting on the bed.
Picking it up she ran a finger along the edge, “wish I had super CSI technology or something, I’d have you figured out in no time, admirer, cause I doubt you ever thought to remove your fingerprints,” she murmured to herself.
Lita had to laugh then, because if that was the route her thoughts were taking on only day seven with no chocolate she couldn’t imagine how drastic she would become later on.
Flipping the envelope over she opened it and pulled out a letter, surprised at how neat the writing was, and wondering if he routinely wrote like this or if it was just something special for her.
“Lita,
I was so shocked, and I admit a little hurt to hear you’ve started dating Jericho. Really? A blonde? That’s not your style anymore, or so I thought.
I am joking of course, I know it’s not a real relationship. He mentioned it to one of your other friends, and didn’t care to realize other people might be listening.
It seems like more people are on my side than yours which works for me because I’m having fun wooing you from a distance. Some might call it creepy, but I assure you I’m not dangerous, not like that.
Here is your gift for today. A thousand dollar gift card to your favourite record store back home, you don’t know how much I had to do to persuade them to even give one out in that denomination.
Music can soothe away the pain, hopefully this card will help you soothe away the agitation of no chocolate.
You’ve only got thirty-three more days. I think you’re doing quite well. There’s been no major violence.
Chris doesn’t count of course, and he would kill me if he knew I said such a thing.
Yours,
Admirer.”
Lita looked at the gift card, absolutely stunned as she did so. Whoever this was knew her well, or had at least made the effort to listen to her intently or ask questions from those who did.
It warmed her heart to think someone would have bartered to such extents just for her.
“Wow,” she murmured, hardly able to wait to get back home in order to be able to use it as there were plenty of records she’d been wanting to buy.
Picking up the phone she called down to the desk, “Hi, I’m in room 459 and someone left an envelope on my bed, I was just wondering if you could tell me who had it delivered.”
“I’m afraid we were told not to disclose that information ma’am, but the person did say you could send a message back, if you’d like,” the receptionist told her.
“Great, thank you for your help,” Lita told her and said goodbye before hanging up the phone and grabbing the hotel stationary and a pen, sitting down to jot down a letter.
She was glad, at this point, she would even be allowed to write back.