MCR Dortmund Review
OMG Dortmund = fail. The crowd was one of the worst crowds I've ever seen. Seriously, what is wrong with people.
The fail, let me count the way
1.) MCR is opening with Na Na Na, a few people on the left jump, a few people on the right start jumping; Alex, Petra, Isabella and me start dancing and jumping. EVERYBODY ELSE JUST STOOD THERE WTF
2.) Couples in front of us being annoyed at our dancing and then HITTING ME IN THE STOMACH because I tried getting to the dancy people. Bitch, what is wrong with you O_o
3.) Finally managing to get near the dancy people just to be blocked by a fucking huge girl TAKING PICTURES THE ENTIRE TIME. And then getting bitched at because you're moving ... at a rock concert. HOW DARE I alöskdjf
4.) People not understanding the concept of a mosh-pit
5.) in addition to number 4 people (mostly girls :I gender fail :( ) getting annoyed because I bumped against them as I jumped and danced
6.) In general lots of people who just ... stood there and took pictures. SO MUCH FAIL Why can't they just enjoy the band ? :(
7.) People who still threw those glowing bands at the stage and still sprayed water on the stage and on Gerard AFTER HE KINDLY ASKED TO STOP BECAUSE HE DID NOT WANT TO HURT HIMSELF asdkjföals HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING FAILY PEOPLE
8.) did I mention that there was really just no.... exitement in the crowd. everybody was kinda just standing around. I somehow managed to find some people who seemed to enjoy themselves. YAY mosh-pit <3
9.) People being faily assholes and not supporting people who tried to crowdsurf. ASSHOLES
Win parts:
Crowd chanting "Du hast die Haare schön" (Your hair is pretty) at Gerard and him being in awe how something nice can turn into a fucking scary chant. Love that. I think zuckermaus77 has it on video.
MY BOYS
Gerard being his dramatic self
me getting a shirt, two posters, THE SETLIST AND ONE OF RAYS PLECTRUMS YAY
Conclusion:
1.) If you're part of a couple and want to enjoy some hugging smoochey time, DO IT IN THE BACK
2.) If you don't like dancing and moshing STAY IN THE BACK
3.) If you don't know how to behave around a mosh-pit STAY THE FUCK AWAY or learn by doing not by getting angry at people
4.) If you are not willing to support others STAY AWAY
5.) If your main goal is to produce nice videos GET THE FUCK AWAY or in this case: Why didn't you stay on the balcony and use your fucking zoom
God, I'm so pissed at those people right now
Conclusion #2: Gerard said that they will be back next year. We're going to see them again, but we won't go to Dortmund ... EVER AGAIN
ETA#1:
The Merch-Guy was kinda cute ♥
The fail, let me count the way
1.) MCR is opening with Na Na Na, a few people on the left jump, a few people on the right start jumping; Alex, Petra, Isabella and me start dancing and jumping. EVERYBODY ELSE JUST STOOD THERE WTF
2.) Couples in front of us being annoyed at our dancing and then HITTING ME IN THE STOMACH because I tried getting to the dancy people. Bitch, what is wrong with you O_o
3.) Finally managing to get near the dancy people just to be blocked by a fucking huge girl TAKING PICTURES THE ENTIRE TIME. And then getting bitched at because you're moving ... at a rock concert. HOW DARE I alöskdjf
4.) People not understanding the concept of a mosh-pit
5.) in addition to number 4 people (mostly girls :I gender fail :( ) getting annoyed because I bumped against them as I jumped and danced
6.) In general lots of people who just ... stood there and took pictures. SO MUCH FAIL Why can't they just enjoy the band ? :(
7.) People who still threw those glowing bands at the stage and still sprayed water on the stage and on Gerard AFTER HE KINDLY ASKED TO STOP BECAUSE HE DID NOT WANT TO HURT HIMSELF asdkjföals HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING FAILY PEOPLE
8.) did I mention that there was really just no.... exitement in the crowd. everybody was kinda just standing around. I somehow managed to find some people who seemed to enjoy themselves. YAY mosh-pit <3
9.) People being faily assholes and not supporting people who tried to crowdsurf. ASSHOLES
Win parts:
Crowd chanting "Du hast die Haare schön" (Your hair is pretty) at Gerard and him being in awe how something nice can turn into a fucking scary chant. Love that. I think zuckermaus77 has it on video.
MY BOYS
Gerard being his dramatic self
me getting a shirt, two posters, THE SETLIST AND ONE OF RAYS PLECTRUMS YAY
Conclusion:
1.) If you're part of a couple and want to enjoy some hugging smoochey time, DO IT IN THE BACK
2.) If you don't like dancing and moshing STAY IN THE BACK
3.) If you don't know how to behave around a mosh-pit STAY THE FUCK AWAY or learn by doing not by getting angry at people
4.) If you are not willing to support others STAY AWAY
5.) If your main goal is to produce nice videos GET THE FUCK AWAY or in this case: Why didn't you stay on the balcony and use your fucking zoom
God, I'm so pissed at those people right now
Conclusion #2: Gerard said that they will be back next year. We're going to see them again, but we won't go to Dortmund ... EVER AGAIN
ETA#1:
The Merch-Guy was kinda cute ♥